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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cashmere - Jun 22, 2008 5:33:25 pm PDT #9777 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

I volunteered to transcribe the COMMs from the Madison F2F, so here goes:

VictorC (aka Torque):

Shit, I missed pork buns!

Miracleman:

If Jesus had had cop training, he would have shot a bitch and not been nailed to a hunk of wood. IJS

NoiseDesign:

If it's a cock you can perch on, take it.

Aimee:

There's touchin' goin' on yonder!

javachick:

I don't want a Happy Meal! I want a Bitter Meal and I want it RIGHT NOW!

Ginger:

I think some consonants went astray...

javachick:

It was such a revelation when I learned to suck!

smonster:

He's cute. I'm fine. Whatever.

Menu at the Pancake Cafe:

Betcha bite a nut!

smonster:

Anal Aruba!

Aimee:

Talk about the eye of the storm!

javachick:

Ok, but you're a Democrat? Right?

NoiseDesign:

Between Beaver's Lick and Ball's Ferry, you're just done?

Trudy:

I think I smell the lube.

ChiKat:

You put your butt in my face. I'm going to do something with it.

and the topper:

SailAweigh's Daughter:

I just saw my mom kiss a woman's boobs.

Miracleman - Jun 23, 2008 4:28:54 am PDT #9778 of 10000

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Cash, in my quote, it should be "If Jesus had had COP training."

I don't know what "comp training" is, but I doubt it involves firearms.

Cashmere - Jun 23, 2008 6:48:52 am PDT #9779 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, MM. That's what I get for transcribing before I was fully recovered!

smonster - Jun 24, 2008 5:05:12 am PDT #9780 of 10000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cash, thanks for doing that!

NB: My "anal aruba" quote and Aims' "Talk about the eye of the storm!" go together.

Glamcookie - Jun 25, 2008 2:43:40 pm PDT #9781 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Aims in F2F:

Jaggermeister is german for fuck you, sparky.

Scrappy - Jun 26, 2008 9:51:23 am PDT #9782 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Shrift in Natter:

After I get back from Michigan this weekend, I'm going to celebrate by being the slothiest slothful slothmeister in all of slothyland. In fact, I wish I were an Animagus just so I could transform myself into an actual sloth, that is how slothalicious I would like to be.

Glamcookie - Jun 30, 2008 12:53:39 pm PDT #9783 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Teppy in Bitches:

Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.

Pix - Jun 30, 2008 1:31:55 pm PDT #9784 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Aims:

Jesse - Emeline is channeling you lately. She is *obsessed* with playing/being a cowgirl. She puts on a floppy hat and her snowboots and runs around yelling, "I a cowgirl! YIPPIE-KAI-YAY!"

(which Joe and I follow up with "Motherfucker", but in our heads or under our breath.)

Toddson - Jul 02, 2008 8:22:04 am PDT #9785 of 10000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

full speed ahead and damn the context:

I realize that in fact the octopus army is not out to get me specifically

Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2008 11:40:37 am PDT #9786 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tommyrot: Does Goodwin's Law apply to earworms?

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