Teppy in Bitches:
Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.
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Teppy in Bitches:
Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.
In Natter:
Aims:
Jesse - Emeline is channeling you lately. She is *obsessed* with playing/being a cowgirl. She puts on a floppy hat and her snowboots and runs around yelling, "I a cowgirl! YIPPIE-KAI-YAY!"
(which Joe and I follow up with "Motherfucker", but in our heads or under our breath.)
full speed ahead and damn the context:
I realize that in fact the octopus army is not out to get me specifically
Tommyrot: Does Goodwin's Law apply to earworms?
erikaj, in Natter::
Why don't WASPS like group sex? All the thank you notes.
Brenda in Bitches, context be damned:
"I'm not able to give you references from my current employer because I'm not comfortable letting them know I'm hunting, but I think my long tenure there gives testimony to my quality as an employee. Here, have some nuns."
Thanks, Theo,one of the first "dirty' jokes I ever learned, when I was so young I spent more time figuring out "WASP" than group sex.
Calli, in Natter:
I turned on the tv in the middle of a post-Helms retrospective, and they didn't once utter the phrase "racist, homophobic son of a bitch," which strikes me as an incomplete report.
Sophia Brooks, in Natter:
I am watching His Girl Friday, which is one of my favorites, and I am finding myself feeling sorry for poor Ralph Bellamy, which is sort of ruining my enjoyment. It is sort of like my over-identification with th fish ruins my enjoyment of The Cat in the Hat.
In Natter:
Shir: (I almost wanted to say that if we can't even pronounce the same words similar, all hope is doomed. And then I remembered that it took me about 10 days in US to make sure that when I'm asking for French crepes it won't sound like I'm asking for French craps).