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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Scrappy - Jun 26, 2008 9:51:23 am PDT #9782 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Shrift in Natter:

After I get back from Michigan this weekend, I'm going to celebrate by being the slothiest slothful slothmeister in all of slothyland. In fact, I wish I were an Animagus just so I could transform myself into an actual sloth, that is how slothalicious I would like to be.

Glamcookie - Jun 30, 2008 12:53:39 pm PDT #9783 of 10000

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Teppy in Bitches:

Compared to a table-fucker, I'm pretty boring.

Pix - Jun 30, 2008 1:31:55 pm PDT #9784 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Natter:

Aims:

Jesse - Emeline is channeling you lately. She is *obsessed* with playing/being a cowgirl. She puts on a floppy hat and her snowboots and runs around yelling, "I a cowgirl! YIPPIE-KAI-YAY!"

(which Joe and I follow up with "Motherfucker", but in our heads or under our breath.)

Toddson - Jul 02, 2008 8:22:04 am PDT #9785 of 10000

Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

full speed ahead and damn the context:

I realize that in fact the octopus army is not out to get me specifically

Trudy Booth - Jul 03, 2008 11:40:37 am PDT #9786 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tommyrot: Does Goodwin's Law apply to earworms?

Theodosia - Jul 04, 2008 4:03:45 am PDT #9787 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj, in Natter::

Why don't WASPS like group sex? All the thank you notes.

Beverly - Jul 04, 2008 10:48:42 am PDT #9788 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Brenda in Bitches, context be damned:

"I'm not able to give you references from my current employer because I'm not comfortable letting them know I'm hunting, but I think my long tenure there gives testimony to my quality as an employee. Here, have some nuns."

erikaj - Jul 04, 2008 11:14:04 am PDT #9789 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Theo,one of the first "dirty' jokes I ever learned, when I was so young I spent more time figuring out "WASP" than group sex.

javachik - Jul 04, 2008 12:43:19 pm PDT #9790 of 10000

Our wings are not tired.

Calli, in Natter:

I turned on the tv in the middle of a post-Helms retrospective, and they didn't once utter the phrase "racist, homophobic son of a bitch," which strikes me as an incomplete report.

Hil R. - Jul 06, 2008 1:39:00 pm PDT #9791 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sophia Brooks, in Natter:

I am watching His Girl Friday, which is one of my favorites, and I am finding myself feeling sorry for poor Ralph Bellamy, which is sort of ruining my enjoyment. It is sort of like my over-identification with th fish ruins my enjoyment of The Cat in the Hat.

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