'Bushwhacked'
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scrappy in Natter:
We were captioning a Rob Nelson Show about gang members a couple weeks ago and one of the guests said "y'know what I'm saying" 11 times in one sentence. It wasn't even a long sentence. It was so egregious, the captioner had the whole office gather around to watch the clip in awe.
Jess PMoon, on getting a One Ring replica holiday presents:
My worry is that one of my relatives will think it would make a great gift for a Tolkien geek like me, and then I'll have to find a way of asking for time off work so that I can go destroy it in the fires of Mount Doom.
Kathy Astrom:
"Do you have a burning sensation in your vagina? If you do, then you, too, may be the Dark Lord! Come to our specialists here at Elrond's House O' Healing, where our diagnosticians can test for incipient wraithness. Our staff is professional, discreet, and can provide companions for any long-distance journeys you may have to undertake for final treatment."
Allyson, on the CAPalert reviewer:
He has no time for context, he is too busy counting swear words. He's like god's rainman.
Typo Boy, on interpersonal relationships:
just because someone's leg occasionally comes off in your hand is no reason to stop pulling.
Elena:
Surprisingly, when you misstype 'buffistas.org' as 'buTTFistas.org', you don't get sent to a naughty place.
In Natter:
Allyson:I wish there was a sort of Big Brother/Big Sister program for people like QPB that have no gay friends. Once a week, a Big Gay Stud or Lynn Breedlove-like Lesbian would come over and take him out for coffee, so that he can develop gaydar, and maybe some fashion sense.
Lori: Sounds like a faaaabulous program, Allyson.
Can I sign up some people for that program? Stat?
ION: In... see if you can guess....
askye: Well if the words: pain, agony, heart ache, angst, ice cream, and hand cuffs means something then YOU! are probably a dark fic writer with a fondness for kink.
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PMM:The ice cream and handcuffs have nothing to do with kink!
Just comfort.
askyle: I don't know, I think it's kinda kinky to handcuff your ice cream.
Elena:
Yeah, but couldn't a lot of our fanfic be tweaked and ready for the original fiction market? And I suppose we'd have to change 'vampire' into, I don't know, 'investment banker'.
Spike... bank... *drool*
John H, on bad plot suggestions:
What's the opposite of "from your lips to Joss' ear"? From your lips to a lead-lined, heavily sealed box buried in a concrete bunker in antarctica. And not a stylish part of antarctica that Joss might one day go to. A boring part with lots of annoying tourists and a casino with nightly performances by *NSync.