'Life of the Party'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
shrift: I just got to the bottom of my coffee mug. I made a noise of despair.
Dana: Do you hear that, Buffistas? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when I reached the bottom of my large Coke Zero. shrift makes it now.
In Bitches:
Miracleman: Great. Then we'll have C'thulhu and Yog Sothoth taking over the threads.
Great C'Thulhu - Mar 4, 2008 7:41:43 am PST #8516 of 8516 Mark Block
Still Sleepin'.
Hey, you know, just 'cause one wimpy New Englander thinks a guy with an octopus head is enough to drive him insane...it's not like I chose to look like this. You think I wouldn't prefer wind-blown hair and a tan? You know how hard it is to get laid looking like this?
Yoggers - Mar 4, 2008 7:44:49 am PST #8517 of 8517 Mark Block
Beyond Space and Time is NOT walking distance.
At least you don't look like a pile of vomit with eyes.
Great C'Thulhu - Mar 4, 2008 7:46:17am PST #8518 of 8518 Mark Block
Still Sleepin'.
Fair point.
Hastur the Mastur - Mar 4, 2008 7:47:52 am PST #8519 of 8519 Mark Block
Say My Name, Bitch!
Gods, you guys are whiners. This is why I left and post at R'lyehRocks.org.
Fabulous Gloomcookie in Bitches:
Dude, check out my damned day:
10-11: Meeting
11-11:30: Another meeting
12-1: Yet another meeting
1-1:30: WTF another meeting???
2-3: OMGWTFMeeting!
shrift: I could write a gritty memoir, but I don't think the royalty check would be worth the awkward conversations I'd have to have with my mother.
In Bitches, adorable offspring bringing the smiles:
Cashmere:
The bonus of this craxy day was that when one of the guys in the day care at the gym asked Owen if he was his BFF, Owen replied with, "MOMMY'S MY BFF!"
Topic!Cindy:
A few years ago, a door-to-door type person (a political campaigner? a salesman? a Sierra Club recruiter?) came to the door. Chris answered it with me, and started talking to the guy first, so I just stood there and let him, because it was all painfully cute. When Chris ran out of things to say, he asked the guy, "John, have you met my good friend Mommy?"
Ginger: I used a sliderule in high school. Also, the snow was really deep and there were wolves.
Sophia Brooks: One of my cow-workers just skipped down the hall in happiness because her size 2 pants were too big for her and she is all excited about having to get a size zero. Why does it matter? Except that it annoyed the piss out of me
amych: I'm vaguely freaked by the Kosher for Passover Turduckens, but even more so by the fact that they're organic and free range. It's like wanting the maximum of purity in the most insanely unnatural form imaginable.
Sue in Natter:
I once dreamt that I was trying to invent a potato that could transcend space and time. Apparently, my subconscious has a thing about root crops.
Discussing the latest political scandal in Natter:
Tom Scola: According to the court filings, Spitzer's booty call cost him $4,300.
Aimee: Not bad for government work.