Sophia Brooks: One of my cow-workers just skipped down the hall in happiness because her size 2 pants were too big for her and she is all excited about having to get a size zero. Why does it matter? Except that it annoyed the piss out of me
Jayne, you'll scare the women.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2008 1:26:13 am PST #9632 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2008 1:58:07 am PST #9633 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
amych: I'm vaguely freaked by the Kosher for Passover Turduckens, but even more so by the fact that they're organic and free range. It's like wanting the maximum of purity in the most insanely unnatural form imaginable.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 08, 2008 9:18:39 am PST #9634 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Sue in Natter:
I once dreamt that I was trying to invent a potato that could transcend space and time. Apparently, my subconscious has a thing about root crops.
Burrell - Mar 10, 2008 11:55:11 am PDT #9635 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Discussing the latest political scandal in Natter:
Tom Scola: According to the court filings, Spitzer's booty call cost him $4,300.
Aimee: Not bad for government work.
Emily - Mar 12, 2008 3:40:58 am PDT #9636 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
amych in Bitches:
You say "Secretly a Cylon" as if this were a bad thing. I mean, have you seen them?
Tom Scola - Mar 12, 2008 3:50:58 am PDT #9637 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
And as a follow-up:
Fay
Such a good point.
They're like Vibrators: The Next Generation.
Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2008 11:17:36 am PDT #9638 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Emily: I really hope I'm never involved in a stupid, embarrassing scandal. I'd have to stop watching the Daily Show.
Toddson - Mar 12, 2008 1:14:54 pm PDT #9639 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Aurelia, in Natter
A kick in the balls would be up close and personal.
sarameg - Mar 12, 2008 3:27:10 pm PDT #9640 of 10000
Kristen in Natter:
If you're unemployed long enough, you start to consider making out with the guy who gives you an extra shot in your latte for free a good idea.
libkitty - Mar 12, 2008 8:20:28 pm PDT #9641 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Jackal in Minearverse:
A few weeks ago as part of my non-teaching job, I was asked to teach a lesson about Drive to a bunch of 17 year olds. Today the essays came in. Choice quotes of greatness:
"Drive was made by Fox however as it had a cast of unknowns it was not made by a big company."
"Both sexes are used so it is multiracial."
"At the beginning there is a montage of black and white pictures in sepia." "It could be classed as a TV drama because it's on TV and is a drama, but this would be a bit vague but overtly this is true."
From this I deduce that I rock as a teacher.