Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

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Emily - Mar 12, 2008 3:40:58 am PDT #9636 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

amych in Bitches:

You say "Secretly a Cylon" as if this were a bad thing. I mean, have you seen them?


Tom Scola - Mar 12, 2008 3:50:58 am PDT #9637 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

And as a follow-up:

Fay

Such a good point.

They're like Vibrators: The Next Generation.


Trudy Booth - Mar 12, 2008 11:17:36 am PDT #9638 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily: I really hope I'm never involved in a stupid, embarrassing scandal. I'd have to stop watching the Daily Show.


Toddson - Mar 12, 2008 1:14:54 pm PDT #9639 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Aurelia, in Natter

A kick in the balls would be up close and personal.


sarameg - Mar 12, 2008 3:27:10 pm PDT #9640 of 10000

Kristen in Natter:

If you're unemployed long enough, you start to consider making out with the guy who gives you an extra shot in your latte for free a good idea.


libkitty - Mar 12, 2008 8:20:28 pm PDT #9641 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Jackal in Minearverse:

A few weeks ago as part of my non-teaching job, I was asked to teach a lesson about Drive to a bunch of 17 year olds. Today the essays came in. Choice quotes of greatness:

"Drive was made by Fox however as it had a cast of unknowns it was not made by a big company."

"Both sexes are used so it is multiracial."

"At the beginning there is a montage of black and white pictures in sepia." "It could be classed as a TV drama because it's on TV and is a drama, but this would be a bit vague but overtly this is true."

From this I deduce that I rock as a teacher.


Ginger - Mar 13, 2008 5:21:00 am PDT #9642 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From a F,C,M for bread, pasta and potatoes in Natter:

msbelle: I could chuck all from being in my house, does that count. eating out wouldn't count, right?

meara: That's what Elliot Spitzer said, right?


hippocampus - Mar 14, 2008 5:58:41 am PDT #9643 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

Allyson, in Natter

There should be a snooze alarm that hits me back after I hit it twice.


Kat - Mar 14, 2008 6:40:59 am PDT #9644 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Cashmere in Natter

Someone needs to install a snooze alarm on my toddlers.


Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2008 10:04:12 am PDT #9645 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

lisah: I don't have any problem waking up. I have a problem with making a commitment to staying awake.