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Steph L. - Mar 04, 2008 6:52:30 am PST #9627 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

In Bitches:

Miracleman: Great. Then we'll have C'thulhu and Yog Sothoth taking over the threads.

Great C'Thulhu - Mar 4, 2008 7:41:43 am PST #8516 of 8516 Mark Block
Still Sleepin'.

Hey, you know, just 'cause one wimpy New Englander thinks a guy with an octopus head is enough to drive him insane...it's not like I chose to look like this. You think I wouldn't prefer wind-blown hair and a tan? You know how hard it is to get laid looking like this?

Yoggers - Mar 4, 2008 7:44:49 am PST #8517 of 8517 Mark Block
Beyond Space and Time is NOT walking distance.

At least you don't look like a pile of vomit with eyes.

Great C'Thulhu - Mar 4, 2008 7:46:17am PST #8518 of 8518 Mark Block
Still Sleepin'.

Fair point.

Hastur the Mastur - Mar 4, 2008 7:47:52 am PST #8519 of 8519 Mark Block
Say My Name, Bitch!

Gods, you guys are whiners. This is why I left and post at R'lyehRocks.org.

Scrappy - Mar 04, 2008 8:09:12 am PST #9628 of 10000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Fabulous Gloomcookie in Bitches:

Dude, check out my damned day:

10-11: Meeting
11-11:30: Another meeting
12-1: Yet another meeting
1-1:30: WTF another meeting???
2-3: OMGWTFMeeting!

Trudy Booth - Mar 04, 2008 10:15:06 am PST #9629 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

shrift: I could write a gritty memoir, but I don't think the royalty check would be worth the awkward conversations I'd have to have with my mother.

WindSparrow - Mar 05, 2008 7:17:59 am PST #9630 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Bitches, adorable offspring bringing the smiles:

Cashmere:

The bonus of this craxy day was that when one of the guys in the day care at the gym asked Owen if he was his BFF, Owen replied with, "MOMMY'S MY BFF!"

Topic!Cindy:

A few years ago, a door-to-door type person (a political campaigner? a salesman? a Sierra Club recruiter?) came to the door. Chris answered it with me, and started talking to the guy first, so I just stood there and let him, because it was all painfully cute. When Chris ran out of things to say, he asked the guy, "John, have you met my good friend Mommy?"

Pix - Mar 05, 2008 7:41:50 am PST #9631 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Ginger: I used a sliderule in high school. Also, the snow was really deep and there were wolves.

Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2008 1:26:13 am PST #9632 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia Brooks: One of my cow-workers just skipped down the hall in happiness because her size 2 pants were too big for her and she is all excited about having to get a size zero. Why does it matter? Except that it annoyed the piss out of me

Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2008 1:58:07 am PST #9633 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: I'm vaguely freaked by the Kosher for Passover Turduckens, but even more so by the fact that they're organic and free range. It's like wanting the maximum of purity in the most insanely unnatural form imaginable.

Nora Deirdre - Mar 08, 2008 9:18:39 am PST #9634 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Sue in Natter:

I once dreamt that I was trying to invent a potato that could transcend space and time. Apparently, my subconscious has a thing about root crops.

Burrell - Mar 10, 2008 11:55:11 am PDT #9635 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Discussing the latest political scandal in Natter:

Tom Scola: According to the court filings, Spitzer's booty call cost him $4,300.

Aimee: Not bad for government work.

Emily - Mar 12, 2008 3:40:58 am PDT #9636 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

amych in Bitches:

You say "Secretly a Cylon" as if this were a bad thing. I mean, have you seen them?

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