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Pix - Dec 17, 2006 4:10:57 am PST #8841 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I can't believe no one else has posted this yet!

Deena:

I'm cross-posting this from my LJ because I think it might make you all giggle, and there's nothing bad about that, is there?

Me: Nick, I guess you ought to be gay!
Nick: Because...?
Me: Dr. Dobson. Someone posted a link. I should have made you gay, what with the unnatural maternal bond with no man to break it, and the no strong male role model to bang pegs into holes and roughhouse, like he wouldn't with a daughter, and teach you to throw, like he wouldn't with a daughter...
Greg: Oh, yeah, and because I didn't take you into the shower with me and show you my penis.
Me: Yeah, you were supposed to see that yours is bigger than Greg's or, no, that his is bigger than yours...something.
Greg: I guess I asked for that.
Nick: Um...?
Kara (GF): Huh? What?
Kara (ours): I Have 100% PENIS.
All of us: thinking, "oh shit."
Kara: arms spread wide I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD.
Greg: We're in trouble now.
Me: sotto voce Not until she tells her teacher that hers is bigger than his.
Kara: Oh, I won't tell my teacher. I'll keep it a secret.
Greg: At least we have two weeks before the shit hits the fan.
Me: Maybe she'll forget.

Now I have to go deal with our large-penised daughter. She wants the glue.

Topic!Cindy - Dec 17, 2006 2:22:17 pm PST #8842 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Bitches...

SuziQ:

I will not murder anyone in my house.

I will not murder anyone in my house.

I will not murder anyone in my house.

Ginger:

Suppose you drag them into the yard first, Suzi?

Laga - Dec 17, 2006 5:27:52 pm PST #8843 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

sumi - Dec 17, 2006 7:49:43 am PST #6459

Why isn't degree of shirtlessness part of the ratings system? How do those movie people expect us to make informed choices without that knowledge?

Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2006 6:35:28 pm PST #8844 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hill R.: Aparently, shouting "Goonies never say die!" at the screen while Sam is fighting the cave troll makes me a dork.

Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2006 8:14:05 pm PST #8845 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

connie neil in Natter:

I love all of Arwen's visions, because Peter Jackson so conveniently built in bathroom breaks to the movie.

Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2006 6:11:22 am PST #8846 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: There was no critical thinking in my family. I had to pick it up on the streets.

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Topic!Cindy: That's what I was going to say, Tom. Okay, that's what I was going to imply, without any actual facts.

Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:04:46 am PST #8847 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jilli, in Bitches:

Nowhere in our marriage vows did it say "I will provide you with snacky food while you are shooting people in the head."

Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:38:58 am PST #8848 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Fred Pete in Bitches:

I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.

Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 12:28:31 pm PST #8849 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Shrift in Natter:

Fandom has ruined me. Bukkake everywhere.

Zenkitty - Dec 20, 2006 2:54:44 pm PST #8850 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Narrator in Boxed Set:

The Catholic Church doesn't like to talk about exorcisms and the exocists I think are not permitted to discuss what they do. It's like "Fight Club" that way, only with incense and chanting.

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