Jilli, in Bitches:
Nowhere in our marriage vows did it say "I will provide you with snacky food while you are shooting people in the head."
Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:04:46 am PST #8847 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:38:58 am PST #8848 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Fred Pete in Bitches:
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 12:28:31 pm PST #8849 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Shrift in Natter:
Fandom has ruined me. Bukkake everywhere.
Zenkitty - Dec 20, 2006 2:54:44 pm PST #8850 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Narrator in Boxed Set:
The Catholic Church doesn't like to talk about exorcisms and the exocists I think are not permitted to discuss what they do. It's like "Fight Club" that way, only with incense and chanting.
Pix - Dec 21, 2006 5:43:55 am PST #8851 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Raq in Bitches: You know, I think one way to tell that your nation is in a bad way is when the senior aide for a very senior senator ends every paragraph in his email with Lol. Not even LOL.
I really want to respond with "I'm in UR Congress, makin' UR lawz!!!"
Topic!Cindy - Dec 21, 2006 4:38:43 pm PST #8852 of 10000
What is even happening?
Jen P: Holy cow. They're showing The Day After on Sci-fi right now. I barely remember anything from the movie - I more remember how hyped it was. And Jason Robards. I think I have to watch.
DXMachina: Yeah, that'll get you in the Christmas spirit, alrighty.
Theodosia - Dec 22, 2006 1:35:53 am PST #8853 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ginger brings the Holiday funny:
Many, many packages went in the mail today and I just fed some into the APC box until it refused to take any more packages. Towards the end, I ran out of packing tape. Some people who read this may get packages sealed with duct tape. Just think, "Oh, look. It's one of the last packages Ginger wrapped before she had to be sent to the home."
SailAweigh - Dec 27, 2006 5:35:12 am PST #8854 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Liese S. in Natter:
Can you guys come lick envelopes for me? It's like porn; it involves tongues.
esse - Dec 27, 2006 5:18:39 pm PST #8855 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
this is funny to the ten people that read Buffistatech, but dude, it's really funny.
DXM: The problem is that there's apparently no hardware available that can run AmigaOS 4.0.
tommyrot: According to Hyperion, the new hardware platform will be announced by third parties early 2007.
I poked around at the Hyperion site for a bit but could find no info on this. So I dunno what the hardware platform will be.
DXM: Perhaps it will be a little metal stand upon which one can display a CD of the OS.
Cass - Dec 27, 2006 5:50:18 pm PST #8856 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering...
DavidS: Who knows anything about Kyrgyzstan?
Sean: I do!
It grows to about 13-15 feet (sometimes as large as 20 feet, weighs in at about 4500 pounds, lives in coastal waters where the temperature stays between 54 to 75 degrees F, can range as far as 12,500 kilometers and can dive up to 4200 feet.
They have rows and rows of razor sharp teeth, and will eat anything that moves, though its typical diet consists of seals, sealions, cetaceans, and large birds and fish. They have to keep swimming constantly, in order to keep water moving over their gills, or they'll die.
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Oh, wait. That's a great white shark.