Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2006 6:35:28 pm PST #8844 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hill R.: Aparently, shouting "Goonies never say die!" at the screen while Sam is fighting the cave troll makes me a dork.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2006 8:14:05 pm PST #8845 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

connie neil in Natter:

I love all of Arwen's visions, because Peter Jackson so conveniently built in bathroom breaks to the movie.


Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2006 6:11:22 am PST #8846 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: There was no critical thinking in my family. I had to pick it up on the streets.

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Topic!Cindy: That's what I was going to say, Tom. Okay, that's what I was going to imply, without any actual facts.


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:04:46 am PST #8847 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jilli, in Bitches:

Nowhere in our marriage vows did it say "I will provide you with snacky food while you are shooting people in the head."


Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:38:58 am PST #8848 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Fred Pete in Bitches:

I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.


Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 12:28:31 pm PST #8849 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Shrift in Natter:

Fandom has ruined me. Bukkake everywhere.


Zenkitty - Dec 20, 2006 2:54:44 pm PST #8850 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Narrator in Boxed Set:

The Catholic Church doesn't like to talk about exorcisms and the exocists I think are not permitted to discuss what they do. It's like "Fight Club" that way, only with incense and chanting.


Pix - Dec 21, 2006 5:43:55 am PST #8851 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Raq in Bitches: You know, I think one way to tell that your nation is in a bad way is when the senior aide for a very senior senator ends every paragraph in his email with Lol. Not even LOL.

I really want to respond with "I'm in UR Congress, makin' UR lawz!!!"


Topic!Cindy - Dec 21, 2006 4:38:43 pm PST #8852 of 10000
What is even happening?

Jen P: Holy cow. They're showing The Day After on Sci-fi right now. I barely remember anything from the movie - I more remember how hyped it was. And Jason Robards. I think I have to watch.

DXMachina: Yeah, that'll get you in the Christmas spirit, alrighty.


Theodosia - Dec 22, 2006 1:35:53 am PST #8853 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Ginger brings the Holiday funny:

Many, many packages went in the mail today and I just fed some into the APC box until it refused to take any more packages. Towards the end, I ran out of packing tape. Some people who read this may get packages sealed with duct tape. Just think, "Oh, look. It's one of the last packages Ginger wrapped before she had to be sent to the home."