Hill R.: Aparently, shouting "Goonies never say die!" at the screen while Sam is fighting the cave troll makes me a dork.
River ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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connie neil in Natter:
I love all of Arwen's visions, because Peter Jackson so conveniently built in bathroom breaks to the movie.
Ginger: There was no critical thinking in my family. I had to pick it up on the streets.
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Topic!Cindy: That's what I was going to say, Tom. Okay, that's what I was going to imply, without any actual facts.
Jilli, in Bitches:
Nowhere in our marriage vows did it say "I will provide you with snacky food while you are shooting people in the head."
Fred Pete in Bitches:
I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.
Shrift in Natter:
Fandom has ruined me. Bukkake everywhere.
Narrator in Boxed Set:
The Catholic Church doesn't like to talk about exorcisms and the exocists I think are not permitted to discuss what they do. It's like "Fight Club" that way, only with incense and chanting.
Raq in Bitches: You know, I think one way to tell that your nation is in a bad way is when the senior aide for a very senior senator ends every paragraph in his email with Lol. Not even LOL.
I really want to respond with "I'm in UR Congress, makin' UR lawz!!!"
Jen P: Holy cow. They're showing The Day After on Sci-fi right now. I barely remember anything from the movie - I more remember how hyped it was. And Jason Robards. I think I have to watch.
DXMachina: Yeah, that'll get you in the Christmas spirit, alrighty.
Ginger brings the Holiday funny:
Many, many packages went in the mail today and I just fed some into the APC box until it refused to take any more packages. Towards the end, I ran out of packing tape. Some people who read this may get packages sealed with duct tape. Just think, "Oh, look. It's one of the last packages Ginger wrapped before she had to be sent to the home."