You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


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Topic!Cindy - Dec 17, 2006 2:22:17 pm PST #8842 of 10000
What is even happening?

In Bitches...

SuziQ:

I will not murder anyone in my house.

I will not murder anyone in my house.

I will not murder anyone in my house.

Ginger:

Suppose you drag them into the yard first, Suzi?


Laga - Dec 17, 2006 5:27:52 pm PST #8843 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

sumi - Dec 17, 2006 7:49:43 am PST #6459

Why isn't degree of shirtlessness part of the ratings system? How do those movie people expect us to make informed choices without that knowledge?


Trudy Booth - Dec 17, 2006 6:35:28 pm PST #8844 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hill R.: Aparently, shouting "Goonies never say die!" at the screen while Sam is fighting the cave troll makes me a dork.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 17, 2006 8:14:05 pm PST #8845 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

connie neil in Natter:

I love all of Arwen's visions, because Peter Jackson so conveniently built in bathroom breaks to the movie.


Trudy Booth - Dec 19, 2006 6:11:22 am PST #8846 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ginger: There was no critical thinking in my family. I had to pick it up on the streets.

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Topic!Cindy: That's what I was going to say, Tom. Okay, that's what I was going to imply, without any actual facts.


Aims - Dec 20, 2006 11:04:46 am PST #8847 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jilli, in Bitches:

Nowhere in our marriage vows did it say "I will provide you with snacky food while you are shooting people in the head."


Maria - Dec 20, 2006 11:38:58 am PST #8848 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Fred Pete in Bitches:

I originally read this as "Cher mix." And protecting that from the gays was a lost cause long, long ago.


Atropa - Dec 20, 2006 12:28:31 pm PST #8849 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Shrift in Natter:

Fandom has ruined me. Bukkake everywhere.


Zenkitty - Dec 20, 2006 2:54:44 pm PST #8850 of 10000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Narrator in Boxed Set:

The Catholic Church doesn't like to talk about exorcisms and the exocists I think are not permitted to discuss what they do. It's like "Fight Club" that way, only with incense and chanting.


Pix - Dec 21, 2006 5:43:55 am PST #8851 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Raq in Bitches: You know, I think one way to tell that your nation is in a bad way is when the senior aide for a very senior senator ends every paragraph in his email with Lol. Not even LOL.

I really want to respond with "I'm in UR Congress, makin' UR lawz!!!"