Cass: A squirrel (or was it a chipmunk, I need to image Google me some critter) just spied on me peeing . Perv.
Tommyrot: It's OK, because it was a scientist squirrel, doing scientific research on human peeing habits.
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Cass: A squirrel (or was it a chipmunk, I need to image Google me some critter) just spied on me peeing . Perv.
Tommyrot: It's OK, because it was a scientist squirrel, doing scientific research on human peeing habits.
Cass: My ass is bedazzled and I neither electrocuted nor od'ed myself. Let's call it a win.
Trudy:
Santa Freud.
It's nicely eccumenical.
"Have you beeen a good liiittle Boy, leipchin? Vat should bring you for Christmas? Tell me, vat do you thiiink of your Mommy, does the nurture you enough? Too much?"
Toddson (in Bitches): I have "the liver function of a 32-year-old". I'm assuming the doctor meant a healthy one, not someone who attended ND and Kristin's party.
X-posty goodness in Boxed Set:
evil jimi:
Has everyone seen David Hewlett naked?
Jon B.
They are reshowing it straight through on Sunday 5PM EST
I saw that -- TiVo Online Scheduling Ho!
damn, I never even picked up on that! Sweet.
vw bug
at 1:47:33 am PST
WORLD! Wake up! I'm ready for the day!
vw bug
at 4:45:15 am PST
I'm ready for a nap now.
In Natter...
Hil R.: I kind of believed in the tooth fairy for the first few teeth I lost. Like, I knew that it was my parents (I'm a really light sleeper -- it was impossible for them to take the tooth and leave the money without me waking up a little) but I kind of willfully blocked that, because I liked the story. Then, when I was a little older (third or fourth grade) and I told my mother I didn't believe, she told me that the tooth fairy wouldn't leave money for kids who didn't believe. I said fine, and wrote a note to the tooth fairy saying that there was a recession going on, and money isn't worth what it used to be, and so I really should be getting much more than just a dollar, since a dollar was what I'd gotten three years ago.
I got $10.
More tooth fairy goodness:
ita: I don't think I ever believed in the tooth fairy either. I did believe that I should get something of value for my tooth--but I never got money. The first time I did it I got a puzzle book. A really cool puzzle book. Then my parents explained you couldn't get stuff twice for the same bed. When I changed beds, they said they'd meant the same house. We changed houses and they told me to just leave them alone.
Hill R.: Right now, I'm trying to puree some dried mangos. AINotFG. The recipe says to puree the dried mangos, as if there were a relatively simple undertaking. It's so not.