Pete, in Bitches
Ricockulous!
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Pete, in Bitches
Ricockulous!
Aimee
in
Bitches:
Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes for The Princess. In typical two year old fashion: My mom called this morning to wish her a Happy Birthday. Em took the phone, said "Hi.", listened for a minute. My mom was singing Happy Birthday. Em threw the phone on the couch, pointed at it fiercely, and yelled, "NO BIRTHDAY!"
Not funny, but so awesome...
In Minearverse
Kristen: So I guess it's official now and everything. 'Cause, you know, my boss just announced it on the internet.
tommyrot: Every time I see a Mitsubishi Galant, I think that they should also have a Mitsubishi Goofus.
Steph L.: "Galant is always fuel-efficient, because it knows our natural resources are limited. Goofus only gets 2 mpg, because it wants to look cool to all the SUVs and Hummers."
sarameg: After reading the orange-in-a-stocking from the Laura Ingalls Wilders books, I was SERIOUSLY bent out when I didn't get an orange for a few years running.
JenP: There were a couple of years in there where they didn't have oranges on hand.... so we got apples. Well, you know, it's about the same size, round, and a fruit, right?
Cashmere: You really can't compare the two, you know.
In Boxed Set, Nutty on old-school X-Files:
Those were the good old days, when we had no idea the butt genies to come.
In Natter, responding to the news that Wesley Snipes had turned himself in on charges of conspiracy to defraud the IRS and submitting false estimated-tax payments worth $14 million:
AmyLiz: I don't think he can method-act his way out of that.
Aimée: I don't think so, too. It's much bigger than a paper bag, and he's STILL working on that.
Who needs context? Hec, in Minearverse:
Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly. Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly...
Cass: A squirrel (or was it a chipmunk, I need to image Google me some critter) just spied on me peeing . Perv.
Tommyrot: It's OK, because it was a scientist squirrel, doing scientific research on human peeing habits.
Cass: My ass is bedazzled and I neither electrocuted nor od'ed myself. Let's call it a win.