Not funny, but so awesome...
In Minearverse
Kristen: So I guess it's official now and everything. 'Cause, you know, my boss just announced it on the internet.
Riley: No pulse. Anya: Yup. The space lamb got 'im.
'Never Leave Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Cass - Nov 30, 2006 7:31:19 pm PST #8825 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
flea - Dec 04, 2006 1:02:55 am PST #8826 of 10000
information libertarian
tommyrot: Every time I see a Mitsubishi Galant, I think that they should also have a Mitsubishi Goofus.
Steph L.: "Galant is always fuel-efficient, because it knows our natural resources are limited. Goofus only gets 2 mpg, because it wants to look cool to all the SUVs and Hummers."
Topic!Cindy - Dec 04, 2006 2:45:07 pm PST #8827 of 10000
What is even happening?
sarameg: After reading the orange-in-a-stocking from the Laura Ingalls Wilders books, I was SERIOUSLY bent out when I didn't get an orange for a few years running.
JenP: There were a couple of years in there where they didn't have oranges on hand.... so we got apples. Well, you know, it's about the same size, round, and a fruit, right?
Cashmere: You really can't compare the two, you know.
Kate P. - Dec 08, 2006 5:58:45 am PST #8828 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Boxed Set, Nutty on old-school X-Files:
Those were the good old days, when we had no idea the butt genies to come.
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2006 8:15:48 am PST #8829 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In Natter, responding to the news that Wesley Snipes had turned himself in on charges of conspiracy to defraud the IRS and submitting false estimated-tax payments worth $14 million:
AmyLiz: I don't think he can method-act his way out of that.
Aimée: I don't think so, too. It's much bigger than a paper bag, and he's STILL working on that.
aurelia - Dec 08, 2006 7:04:19 pm PST #8830 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Who needs context? Hec, in Minearverse:
Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly. Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly...
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 5:21:31 pm PST #8831 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: A squirrel (or was it a chipmunk, I need to image Google me some critter) just spied on me peeing . Perv.
Tommyrot: It's OK, because it was a scientist squirrel, doing scientific research on human peeing habits.
Trudy Booth - Dec 12, 2006 7:05:46 am PST #8832 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: My ass is bedazzled and I neither electrocuted nor od'ed myself. Let's call it a win.
Volans - Dec 12, 2006 9:23:01 am PST #8833 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Trudy:
Santa Freud.
It's nicely eccumenical.
"Have you beeen a good liiittle Boy, leipchin? Vat should bring you for Christmas? Tell me, vat do you thiiink of your Mommy, does the nurture you enough? Too much?"
Topic!Cindy - Dec 13, 2006 4:15:21 am PST #8834 of 10000
What is even happening?
Toddson (in Bitches): I have "the liver function of a 32-year-old". I'm assuming the doctor meant a healthy one, not someone who attended ND and Kristin's party.