Who needs context? Hec, in Minearverse:
Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly. Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly...
And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.
Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
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aurelia - Dec 08, 2006 7:04:19 pm PST #8830 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 5:21:31 pm PST #8831 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: A squirrel (or was it a chipmunk, I need to image Google me some critter) just spied on me peeing . Perv.
Tommyrot: It's OK, because it was a scientist squirrel, doing scientific research on human peeing habits.
Trudy Booth - Dec 12, 2006 7:05:46 am PST #8832 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass: My ass is bedazzled and I neither electrocuted nor od'ed myself. Let's call it a win.
Volans - Dec 12, 2006 9:23:01 am PST #8833 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Trudy:
Santa Freud.
It's nicely eccumenical.
"Have you beeen a good liiittle Boy, leipchin? Vat should bring you for Christmas? Tell me, vat do you thiiink of your Mommy, does the nurture you enough? Too much?"
Topic!Cindy - Dec 13, 2006 4:15:21 am PST #8834 of 10000
What is even happening?
Toddson (in Bitches): I have "the liver function of a 32-year-old". I'm assuming the doctor meant a healthy one, not someone who attended ND and Kristin's party.
DXMachina - Dec 13, 2006 5:58:59 am PST #8835 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
X-posty goodness in Boxed Set:
evil jimi:
Has everyone seen David Hewlett naked?
Jon B.
They are reshowing it straight through on Sunday 5PM EST
I saw that -- TiVo Online Scheduling Ho!
evil jimi - Dec 13, 2006 6:04:29 am PST #8836 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
damn, I never even picked up on that! Sweet.
Cass - Dec 14, 2006 7:13:25 pm PST #8837 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
vw bug
at 1:47:33 am PST
WORLD! Wake up! I'm ready for the day!
vw bug
at 4:45:15 am PST
I'm ready for a nap now.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 16, 2006 8:43:42 am PST #8838 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Natter...
Hil R.: I kind of believed in the tooth fairy for the first few teeth I lost. Like, I knew that it was my parents (I'm a really light sleeper -- it was impossible for them to take the tooth and leave the money without me waking up a little) but I kind of willfully blocked that, because I liked the story. Then, when I was a little older (third or fourth grade) and I told my mother I didn't believe, she told me that the tooth fairy wouldn't leave money for kids who didn't believe. I said fine, and wrote a note to the tooth fairy saying that there was a recession going on, and money isn't worth what it used to be, and so I really should be getting much more than just a dollar, since a dollar was what I'd gotten three years ago.
I got $10.
Kalshane - Dec 16, 2006 8:46:45 am PST #8839 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
More tooth fairy goodness:
ita: I don't think I ever believed in the tooth fairy either. I did believe that I should get something of value for my tooth--but I never got money. The first time I did it I got a puzzle book. A really cool puzzle book. Then my parents explained you couldn't get stuff twice for the same bed. When I changed beds, they said they'd meant the same house. We changed houses and they told me to just leave them alone.