Trudy:
Santa Freud.
It's nicely eccumenical.
"Have you beeen a good liiittle Boy, leipchin? Vat should bring you for Christmas? Tell me, vat do you thiiink of your Mommy, does the nurture you enough? Too much?"
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
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Volans - Dec 12, 2006 9:23:01 am PST #8833 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Topic!Cindy - Dec 13, 2006 4:15:21 am PST #8834 of 10000
What is even happening?
Toddson (in Bitches): I have "the liver function of a 32-year-old". I'm assuming the doctor meant a healthy one, not someone who attended ND and Kristin's party.
DXMachina - Dec 13, 2006 5:58:59 am PST #8835 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
X-posty goodness in Boxed Set:
evil jimi:
Has everyone seen David Hewlett naked?
Jon B.
They are reshowing it straight through on Sunday 5PM EST
I saw that -- TiVo Online Scheduling Ho!
evil jimi - Dec 13, 2006 6:04:29 am PST #8836 of 10000
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
damn, I never even picked up on that! Sweet.
Cass - Dec 14, 2006 7:13:25 pm PST #8837 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
vw bug
at 1:47:33 am PST
WORLD! Wake up! I'm ready for the day!
vw bug
at 4:45:15 am PST
I'm ready for a nap now.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 16, 2006 8:43:42 am PST #8838 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Natter...
Hil R.: I kind of believed in the tooth fairy for the first few teeth I lost. Like, I knew that it was my parents (I'm a really light sleeper -- it was impossible for them to take the tooth and leave the money without me waking up a little) but I kind of willfully blocked that, because I liked the story. Then, when I was a little older (third or fourth grade) and I told my mother I didn't believe, she told me that the tooth fairy wouldn't leave money for kids who didn't believe. I said fine, and wrote a note to the tooth fairy saying that there was a recession going on, and money isn't worth what it used to be, and so I really should be getting much more than just a dollar, since a dollar was what I'd gotten three years ago.
I got $10.
Kalshane - Dec 16, 2006 8:46:45 am PST #8839 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
More tooth fairy goodness:
ita: I don't think I ever believed in the tooth fairy either. I did believe that I should get something of value for my tooth--but I never got money. The first time I did it I got a puzzle book. A really cool puzzle book. Then my parents explained you couldn't get stuff twice for the same bed. When I changed beds, they said they'd meant the same house. We changed houses and they told me to just leave them alone.
Trudy Booth - Dec 16, 2006 10:17:27 pm PST #8840 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hill R.: Right now, I'm trying to puree some dried mangos. AINotFG. The recipe says to puree the dried mangos, as if there were a relatively simple undertaking. It's so not.
Pix - Dec 17, 2006 4:10:57 am PST #8841 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I can't believe no one else has posted this yet!
Deena:
I'm cross-posting this from my LJ because I think it might make you all giggle, and there's nothing bad about that, is there?
Me: Nick, I guess you ought to be gay!
Nick: Because...?
Me: Dr. Dobson. Someone posted a link. I should have made you gay, what with the unnatural maternal bond with no man to break it, and the no strong male role model to bang pegs into holes and roughhouse, like he wouldn't with a daughter, and teach you to throw, like he wouldn't with a daughter...
Greg: Oh, yeah, and because I didn't take you into the shower with me and show you my penis.
Me: Yeah, you were supposed to see that yours is bigger than Greg's or, no, that his is bigger than yours...something.
Greg: I guess I asked for that.
Nick: Um...?
Kara (GF): Huh? What?
Kara (ours): I Have 100% PENIS.
All of us: thinking, "oh shit."
Kara: arms spread wide I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD.
Greg: We're in trouble now.
Me: sotto voce Not until she tells her teacher that hers is bigger than his.
Kara: Oh, I won't tell my teacher. I'll keep it a secret.
Greg: At least we have two weeks before the shit hits the fan.
Me: Maybe she'll forget.
Now I have to go deal with our large-penised daughter. She wants the glue.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 17, 2006 2:22:17 pm PST #8842 of 10000
What is even happening?
In Bitches...
SuziQ:
I will not murder anyone in my house.
I will not murder anyone in my house.
I will not murder anyone in my house.
Ginger:
Suppose you drag them into the yard first, Suzi?