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Topic!Cindy - Dec 04, 2006 2:45:07 pm PST #8827 of 10000

What is even happening?

sarameg: After reading the orange-in-a-stocking from the Laura Ingalls Wilders books, I was SERIOUSLY bent out when I didn't get an orange for a few years running.

JenP: There were a couple of years in there where they didn't have oranges on hand.... so we got apples. Well, you know, it's about the same size, round, and a fruit, right?

Cashmere: You really can't compare the two, you know.

Kate P. - Dec 08, 2006 5:58:45 am PST #8828 of 10000

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Boxed Set, Nutty on old-school X-Files:

Those were the good old days, when we had no idea the butt genies to come.

§ ita § - Dec 08, 2006 8:15:48 am PST #8829 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In Natter, responding to the news that Wesley Snipes had turned himself in on charges of conspiracy to defraud the IRS and submitting false estimated-tax payments worth $14 million:

AmyLiz: I don't think he can method-act his way out of that.

Aimée: I don't think so, too. It's much bigger than a paper bag, and he's STILL working on that.

aurelia - Dec 08, 2006 7:04:19 pm PST #8830 of 10000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Who needs context? Hec, in Minearverse:

Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly. Please let it be Charles Nelson Reilly...

Trudy Booth - Dec 11, 2006 5:21:31 pm PST #8831 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: A squirrel (or was it a chipmunk, I need to image Google me some critter) just spied on me peeing . Perv.

Tommyrot: It's OK, because it was a scientist squirrel, doing scientific research on human peeing habits.

Trudy Booth - Dec 12, 2006 7:05:46 am PST #8832 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass: My ass is bedazzled and I neither electrocuted nor od'ed myself. Let's call it a win.

Volans - Dec 12, 2006 9:23:01 am PST #8833 of 10000

move out and draw fire

Trudy:

Santa Freud.

It's nicely eccumenical.

"Have you beeen a good liiittle Boy, leipchin? Vat should bring you for Christmas? Tell me, vat do you thiiink of your Mommy, does the nurture you enough? Too much?"

Topic!Cindy - Dec 13, 2006 4:15:21 am PST #8834 of 10000

What is even happening?

Toddson (in Bitches): I have "the liver function of a 32-year-old". I'm assuming the doctor meant a healthy one, not someone who attended ND and Kristin's party.

DXMachina - Dec 13, 2006 5:58:59 am PST #8835 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

X-posty goodness in Boxed Set:

evil jimi:

Has everyone seen David Hewlett naked?

Jon B.

They are reshowing it straight through on Sunday 5PM EST

I saw that -- TiVo Online Scheduling Ho!

evil jimi - Dec 13, 2006 6:04:29 am PST #8836 of 10000

Lurching from one disaster to the next.

damn, I never even picked up on that! Sweet.

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