Ginger: My mother did not appreciate it when I responded to her rotator cuff injury by saying, "This could end your pitching career."
Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!
'Him'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2006 6:38:29 am PDT #8677 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
SailAweigh - Sep 12, 2006 9:02:26 am PDT #8678 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Speaking of which, I had a blueberry scone for breakfast this morning, and they're more emotionally mature than you might think.
Ailleann - Sep 12, 2006 9:24:19 am PDT #8679 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Cashmere, also in Bitches:
They used to be delicious, Cindy. But they started breeding for looks alone. It's pretty much the same result they got with the Hilton sisters.
Cashmere - Sep 13, 2006 5:14:09 am PDT #8680 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nutty in Boxed Set:
What is with the maniacal clean in science fiction? I don't go wandering through air ducts very often, but I did crack open my computer once, and you know what I found in there? A cat-hair sweater and a dust bunny big enough to wear it.
Who is vacuuming in the knee-high tubes?? Do they have itty bitty janitors on staff??
Trudy Booth - Sep 13, 2006 5:53:48 am PDT #8681 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse: At Trader Joe's last night, I apparently decided my life should be more like a cocktail party. I'm having mushroom turnovers for dinner.
*****
P.M. Marcontell: ... (doughnuts tasted BAD to me, WTF?)
Steph L: Okay, where is Plei, and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? EAT A MUFFIN, WHITEY! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE TEP IS COOKING?
Jessica - Sep 14, 2006 11:19:39 am PDT #8682 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
AmyLiz in Bitches:
Edited because I like my vulgar metaphors to be grammatically correct.
SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2006 2:48:51 pm PDT #8683 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Typical TMI in Bitches:
Cashmere: The Red Menace has thankfully retreated past the 54th parallel of my IUD. HA! Take that, you commie bastards!
Ailleann: Cashmere's goolie is a DMZ?
Cashmere: De-Menstrualized Zone. Yes.
Pix - Sep 15, 2006 10:35:16 pm PDT #8684 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I can't believe more of this conversation in Natter didn't get COMM'd:
sarameg
As if the fact that the spinach I was planning on having for dinner might try to kill me gruesomely weren't enough , must it now have a nonswedish sex life?!
I think I may be ordering pizza.
Trudy Booth - Sep 19, 2006 6:54:58 am PDT #8685 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
flea:
BBC News has this:
Tanks have taken up position around the Thai government headquarters in Bangkok blocking traffic, eyewitnesses have told Reuters news agency.
An army-owned TV station has altered its programming to broadcast images of the royal family and songs associated in the past with military coups.
The second paragraph makes me laugh... "It's that old military coup favorite, 'Let's Throw Out The Democratically Elected Government'!"
WindSparrow - Sep 19, 2006 7:10:58 am PDT #8686 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.