Cashmere, also in Bitches:
They used to be delicious, Cindy. But they started breeding for looks alone. It's pretty much the same result they got with the Hilton sisters.
'The Girl in Question'
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Cashmere, also in Bitches:
They used to be delicious, Cindy. But they started breeding for looks alone. It's pretty much the same result they got with the Hilton sisters.
Nutty in Boxed Set:
What is with the maniacal clean in science fiction? I don't go wandering through air ducts very often, but I did crack open my computer once, and you know what I found in there? A cat-hair sweater and a dust bunny big enough to wear it.
Who is vacuuming in the knee-high tubes?? Do they have itty bitty janitors on staff??
Jesse: At Trader Joe's last night, I apparently decided my life should be more like a cocktail party. I'm having mushroom turnovers for dinner.
*****
P.M. Marcontell: ... (doughnuts tasted BAD to me, WTF?)
Steph L: Okay, where is Plei, and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? EAT A MUFFIN, WHITEY! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE TEP IS COOKING?
AmyLiz in Bitches:
Edited because I like my vulgar metaphors to be grammatically correct.
Typical TMI in Bitches:
Cashmere: The Red Menace has thankfully retreated past the 54th parallel of my IUD. HA! Take that, you commie bastards!
Ailleann: Cashmere's goolie is a DMZ?
Cashmere: De-Menstrualized Zone. Yes.
I can't believe more of this conversation in Natter didn't get COMM'd:
sarameg
As if the fact that the spinach I was planning on having for dinner might try to kill me gruesomely weren't enough , must it now have a nonswedish sex life?!
I think I may be ordering pizza.
flea:
BBC News has this:
Tanks have taken up position around the Thai government headquarters in Bangkok blocking traffic, eyewitnesses have told Reuters news agency.
An army-owned TV station has altered its programming to broadcast images of the royal family and songs associated in the past with military coups.
The second paragraph makes me laugh... "It's that old military coup favorite, 'Let's Throw Out The Democratically Elected Government'!"
Fay, talking about her role in World Events, from Beep Me:
So we had a Coup D'Etat.
And the finish is even better:
so I reckon it's going to be fine. So, er, don't freak out.