Buffistas

Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cashmere - Sep 13, 2006 5:14:09 am PDT #8680 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Nutty in Boxed Set:

What is with the maniacal clean in science fiction? I don't go wandering through air ducts very often, but I did crack open my computer once, and you know what I found in there? A cat-hair sweater and a dust bunny big enough to wear it.

Who is vacuuming in the knee-high tubes?? Do they have itty bitty janitors on staff??

Trudy Booth - Sep 13, 2006 5:53:48 am PDT #8681 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: At Trader Joe's last night, I apparently decided my life should be more like a cocktail party. I'm having mushroom turnovers for dinner.

*****

P.M. Marcontell: ... (doughnuts tasted BAD to me, WTF?)

Steph L: Okay, where is Plei, and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? EAT A MUFFIN, WHITEY! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE TEP IS COOKING?

Jessica - Sep 14, 2006 11:19:39 am PDT #8682 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

AmyLiz in Bitches:

Edited because I like my vulgar metaphors to be grammatically correct.

SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2006 2:48:51 pm PDT #8683 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Typical TMI in Bitches:

Cashmere: The Red Menace has thankfully retreated past the 54th parallel of my IUD. HA! Take that, you commie bastards!

Ailleann: Cashmere's goolie is a DMZ?

Cashmere: De-Menstrualized Zone. Yes.

Pix - Sep 15, 2006 10:35:16 pm PDT #8684 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I can't believe more of this conversation in Natter didn't get COMM'd:

sarameg

As if the fact that the spinach I was planning on having for dinner might try to kill me gruesomely weren't enough , must it now have a nonswedish sex life?!

I think I may be ordering pizza.

Trudy Booth - Sep 19, 2006 6:54:58 am PDT #8685 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

flea:

BBC News has this:

Tanks have taken up position around the Thai government headquarters in Bangkok blocking traffic, eyewitnesses have told Reuters news agency.

An army-owned TV station has altered its programming to broadcast images of the royal family and songs associated in the past with military coups.

The second paragraph makes me laugh... "It's that old military coup favorite, 'Let's Throw Out The Democratically Elected Government'!"

WindSparrow - Sep 19, 2006 7:10:58 am PDT #8686 of 10000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Fred Pete - Sep 20, 2006 4:17:14 pm PDT #8687 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Fay, talking about her role in World Events, from Beep Me:

So we had a Coup D'Etat.

Cashmere - Sep 20, 2006 4:35:16 pm PDT #8688 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

And the finish is even better:

so I reckon it's going to be fine. So, er, don't freak out.

tommyrot - Sep 20, 2006 4:36:59 pm PDT #8689 of 10000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you're gonna include those, you need this too:

Yesterday there was no school, because of the revolution

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