Fay, talking about her role in World Events, from Beep Me:
So we had a Coup D'Etat.
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Fred Pete - Sep 20, 2006 4:17:14 pm PDT #8687 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Cashmere - Sep 20, 2006 4:35:16 pm PDT #8688 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
And the finish is even better:
so I reckon it's going to be fine. So, er, don't freak out.
tommyrot - Sep 20, 2006 4:36:59 pm PDT #8689 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you're gonna include those, you need this too:
Yesterday there was no school, because of the revolution
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2006 12:28:49 am PDT #8690 of 10000
What is even happening?
shrift is going to kick our asses. Here's the whole post.
Fay: So we had a Coup D'Etat.
But so far, everything's okay. Yesterday there was no school, because of the revolution, but today we're back at work and it seems to be pretty calm and the king supports the new guys, and EVERYONE adores the king, so I reckon it's going to be fine. So, er, don't freak out.
Theodosia - Sep 21, 2006 2:23:09 am PDT #8691 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruins fan:
I theoretically love the idea of a film about ace pilots in the Great War, but from the look of the trailer, with planes flying through exploding zeppelins and all, I'm afraid they're going to feature Manfred von Richthofen as a famous German ace before America even officially entered the war, and have James Franco's non-Australian character be the one who kills him against all odds after a heroic hours-long dogfight. By jumping into his plane in midair and punching him to death.
JZ - Sep 21, 2006 5:08:24 am PDT #8692 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Fay, reflecting on her classmates at university:
I was at university with the current Maximilian Von Hapsburg. Whose chosen area of study was...the Hapsburg empire. And yes, he did have The Chin. How his tutors had the nerve to mark his essays I really don't know...I mean, dude, it's his great uncle whojamaflip. How you going to argue with that kind of citation?
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 21, 2006 10:44:09 am PDT #8693 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Natter:
Tom Scola:
A coworker just walked by and complained that it smells like death near my cube.
Lee:
See, I would have just wanted to tell him. "Yes, it is death. Better flee while you can, and not come back."
There's a slight chance I'm anti-social, isn't there?
Frankenbuddha:
Nah, but then again I'd have said somehthing along the lines of "Thanks, I'll make sure to hide the next body somewhere else" and given a Wednesday Addams smile.
Steph L. - Sep 21, 2006 11:51:36 am PDT #8694 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Matt, I gotta have the whole "cubicle smells like death" exchange:
Tom Scola: A coworker just walked by and complained that it smells like death near my cube.
ita: Death, or decay? If death, black? He needs to be specific.
Gudanov: Why is Dick Cheney next to your cube?
Frankenbuddha: Right, like does it smell a little like death or a lot like death. If a lot, what's his basis for comparison.
Lee: See, I would have just wanted to tell him. "Yes, it is death. Better flee while you can, and not come back."
There's a slight chance I'm anti-social, isn't there?
Frankenbuddha: Nah, but then again I'd have said somehthing along the lines of "Thanks, I'll make sure to hide the next body somewhere else" and given a Wednesday Addams smile.
Strega: I'd go with, "Oh sorry, that's probably my soul."
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2006 11:52:21 am PDT #8695 of 10000
What is even happening?
(edited, because Teppy was faster)
Cass - Sep 21, 2006 10:24:38 pm PDT #8696 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Nattering on a new show...
Cindy: It has potential, Plei.
Plei: SO DID KENNEDY!