Typical TMI in Bitches:
Cashmere: The Red Menace has thankfully retreated past the 54th parallel of my IUD. HA! Take that, you commie bastards!
Ailleann: Cashmere's goolie is a DMZ?
Cashmere: De-Menstrualized Zone. Yes.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2006 2:48:51 pm PDT #8683 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Pix - Sep 15, 2006 10:35:16 pm PDT #8684 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I can't believe more of this conversation in Natter didn't get COMM'd:
sarameg
As if the fact that the spinach I was planning on having for dinner might try to kill me gruesomely weren't enough , must it now have a nonswedish sex life?!
I think I may be ordering pizza.
Trudy Booth - Sep 19, 2006 6:54:58 am PDT #8685 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
flea:
BBC News has this:
Tanks have taken up position around the Thai government headquarters in Bangkok blocking traffic, eyewitnesses have told Reuters news agency.
An army-owned TV station has altered its programming to broadcast images of the royal family and songs associated in the past with military coups.
The second paragraph makes me laugh... "It's that old military coup favorite, 'Let's Throw Out The Democratically Elected Government'!"
WindSparrow - Sep 19, 2006 7:10:58 am PDT #8686 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Fred Pete - Sep 20, 2006 4:17:14 pm PDT #8687 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Fay, talking about her role in World Events, from Beep Me:
So we had a Coup D'Etat.
Cashmere - Sep 20, 2006 4:35:16 pm PDT #8688 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
And the finish is even better:
so I reckon it's going to be fine. So, er, don't freak out.
tommyrot - Sep 20, 2006 4:36:59 pm PDT #8689 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
If you're gonna include those, you need this too:
Yesterday there was no school, because of the revolution
Topic!Cindy - Sep 21, 2006 12:28:49 am PDT #8690 of 10000
What is even happening?
shrift is going to kick our asses. Here's the whole post.
Fay: So we had a Coup D'Etat.
But so far, everything's okay. Yesterday there was no school, because of the revolution, but today we're back at work and it seems to be pretty calm and the king supports the new guys, and EVERYONE adores the king, so I reckon it's going to be fine. So, er, don't freak out.
Theodosia - Sep 21, 2006 2:23:09 am PDT #8691 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruins fan:
I theoretically love the idea of a film about ace pilots in the Great War, but from the look of the trailer, with planes flying through exploding zeppelins and all, I'm afraid they're going to feature Manfred von Richthofen as a famous German ace before America even officially entered the war, and have James Franco's non-Australian character be the one who kills him against all odds after a heroic hours-long dogfight. By jumping into his plane in midair and punching him to death.
JZ - Sep 21, 2006 5:08:24 am PDT #8692 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Fay, reflecting on her classmates at university:
I was at university with the current Maximilian Von Hapsburg. Whose chosen area of study was...the Hapsburg empire. And yes, he did have The Chin. How his tutors had the nerve to mark his essays I really don't know...I mean, dude, it's his great uncle whojamaflip. How you going to argue with that kind of citation?