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Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
But someone has to COMM Erin's comment that led to the other one! Way better out of context:
Erin: Plus Eszy Cheez and a 24 inch dildo.
Matt the Bruins Fan: Stranger than Fiction may be the perfectly designed movie for me: two hours of Emma Thompson narrating how she will arrange Will Farrell's death.
sarameg: I'm now imagining a matchmaker running around stapling people together.
I'm sorry I sometimes share my thoughts....
Late night in Bitches (it just doesn't get any better than this):
Cass: What does one do with fifteen feet of cock?
ND: Make a bong.
Cass: That's gotta make the inevitable munchies hurt.
Cindy in Natter:
We can make a comprehensive list, you know. We're Buffistas.
Laura in Bitches:
I think more Buffistas should become teachers. It would be very helpful with that World Domination plan.
Ginger: My mother did not appreciate it when I responded to her rotator cuff injury by saying, "This could end your pitching career."
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Speaking of which, I had a blueberry scone for breakfast this morning, and they're more emotionally mature than you might think.
Cashmere, also in Bitches:
They used to be delicious, Cindy. But they started breeding for looks alone. It's pretty much the same result they got with the Hilton sisters.