Late night in Bitches (it just doesn't get any better than this):
Cass: What does one do with fifteen feet of cock?
ND: Make a bong.
Cass: That's gotta make the inevitable munchies hurt.
Some people juggle geese!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
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SailAweigh - Sep 06, 2006 7:41:27 am PDT #8674 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
§ ita § - Sep 06, 2006 1:14:02 pm PDT #8675 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cindy in Natter:
We can make a comprehensive list, you know. We're Buffistas.
sj - Sep 09, 2006 5:14:45 pm PDT #8676 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Laura in Bitches:
I think more Buffistas should become teachers. It would be very helpful with that World Domination plan.
Trudy Booth - Sep 12, 2006 6:38:29 am PDT #8677 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ginger: My mother did not appreciate it when I responded to her rotator cuff injury by saying, "This could end your pitching career."
SailAweigh - Sep 12, 2006 9:02:26 am PDT #8678 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Topic!Cindy in Bitches:
Speaking of which, I had a blueberry scone for breakfast this morning, and they're more emotionally mature than you might think.
Ailleann - Sep 12, 2006 9:24:19 am PDT #8679 of 10000
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Cashmere, also in Bitches:
They used to be delicious, Cindy. But they started breeding for looks alone. It's pretty much the same result they got with the Hilton sisters.
Cashmere - Sep 13, 2006 5:14:09 am PDT #8680 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nutty in Boxed Set:
What is with the maniacal clean in science fiction? I don't go wandering through air ducts very often, but I did crack open my computer once, and you know what I found in there? A cat-hair sweater and a dust bunny big enough to wear it.
Who is vacuuming in the knee-high tubes?? Do they have itty bitty janitors on staff??
Trudy Booth - Sep 13, 2006 5:53:48 am PDT #8681 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse: At Trader Joe's last night, I apparently decided my life should be more like a cocktail party. I'm having mushroom turnovers for dinner.
*****
P.M. Marcontell: ... (doughnuts tasted BAD to me, WTF?)
Steph L: Okay, where is Plei, and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER? WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? EAT A MUFFIN, WHITEY! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE TEP IS COOKING?
Jessica - Sep 14, 2006 11:19:39 am PDT #8682 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
AmyLiz in Bitches:
Edited because I like my vulgar metaphors to be grammatically correct.
SailAweigh - Sep 14, 2006 2:48:51 pm PDT #8683 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Typical TMI in Bitches:
Cashmere: The Red Menace has thankfully retreated past the 54th parallel of my IUD. HA! Take that, you commie bastards!
Ailleann: Cashmere's goolie is a DMZ?
Cashmere: De-Menstrualized Zone. Yes.