Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
sarameg: Stupidest problem ever: I lost a cherry tomato under the stove. Not sure how to get it out. Oops.
Theodosia: sarameg -- really long chopsticks? wire hanger with the body stretched out way long?
megan walker: I'm sure Joan Crawford would be happy to hear they are good for something.
Cass in Bitches:
Things that I am allergic to should be easier to kill. Like avocados.
In BuffyandAngle:
Topic!Cindy: Oh! I love knowing about a potential fan before the potential fan even knows. It's like getting a sneak peek at someone's pregnancy test results!!!
Editted to account for Cindy's Blackberry. It's obviously prejudiced on the part of the letter S.
Oh dear, those typos I made. I was on a Blackberry. Swear.
You want me to fix them, Cindy? We all know you wouldn't let a post like that go by if you were on your regular computer.
Oh, if you would, that would rock, Sail.
Cheater.
Yes.
Teppy in part of a typical Bitches conversation
A 24-inch dildo is not a dildo; it's a femur.
Damn, connie, you beat me to it.
Heh heh heh, I said 'beat'.