In Lost:
Yahoo blurb: Jack watches with interest as Kate gives Sawyer a long-overdue haircut.
La Tep: It's like Bizarro!Hec.
Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.
Buffy ,'Him'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Cass - Jan 08, 2006 6:42:35 pm PST #8247 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Anne W. - Jan 09, 2006 5:39:05 pm PST #8248 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
In Natter:
ita: As women in today's patriarchal society, we can never escape violence.
Excuse me. I need to change for krav.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 10, 2006 1:26:03 am PST #8249 of 10000
What is even happening?
Cashmere: All the other moms there were like, "How much time do you have?" and "Oh, that's soon!" Yeah. NOT soon enough, says I.
I just want someone to roll my bloated ass around like Violette Beauregarde.
Cashmere - Jan 10, 2006 3:49:20 am PST #8250 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
From Movies:
ita:
Death of Blockbuster?
Matt the Bruins Fan:
Just tell me where they bury it so I can dance on the grave clicking my Netflix rental and recently purchased DVDs together like castinets.
DavidS - Jan 10, 2006 8:16:20 am PST #8251 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches.
Maidengurl:
...write a letter citing your reasons for wanting to be on the Mayflower.
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Hut cold, v v hungry. Pls send tix? TTYL!
Steph L.:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
From: james@king.co.uk
Subj: Mayflower???
Body: Sux 2 B U! LOL!!!1!
Jessica:
To: james@king.co.uk
From: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk
Subj: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Ur mom wuz hamster & ur dad smelt lk elderberries LOL!!!
Betsy:
To: plebe@thatchhut.co.uk From: plebe@king.co.uk
Subj: Re: Re: re: Mayflower???
Body: Enjoy ur stay in Tower. Cropped ears: v. fashionable.
Cc: Shire Magistrate
Spidra Webster - Jan 10, 2006 8:39:59 pm PST #8252 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Steph. L in Bitches:
To: GovPhipps@mass.gov From: larrycolonist@coven.org Subject: Witches
The witch, the witch, the witch is on fire....
- * * * * * * * *
To: larrycolonist@coven.org From: GovPhipps@mass.gov Subject: Re: Witches
You don't need no water -- let the motherfuckers burn; burn, motherfuckers, burn.
Kalshane - Jan 11, 2006 1:12:21 pm PST #8253 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
amych in Natter:
We didn't have computers in the classroom back then, so teacher made us LARP Oregon Trail instead. Some of the boys got way too into their death scenes after they looked up "dysentery".
Burrell - Jan 11, 2006 2:50:55 pm PST #8254 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Ah, fond memories of the Oregon Trail Game, in Natter:
bon bon: I think it's funny, except I think dysentery is simply a funnier disease than cholera. It's the shits!
Aimée: Don't you mean "shiznits"?
ita: Fo shizzle, mah pionizzle!
JenP - Jan 11, 2006 5:35:49 pm PST #8255 of 10000
Zenkitty in Minearverse, context pretty obvious:
F it all. C everything. M the next guy who asks me.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 13, 2006 8:25:14 am PST #8256 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
ita , in Natter 41:
Christ, I've just realised that I'm the only one in the family who only has a courtesy title. What is wrong with me? Of course, I can kill them all with my bare hands, but that doesn't make all the hurt go away. Just some.