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I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

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Ginger - Aug 12, 2005 1:02:18 pm PDT #7963 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Erika in Bitches:

I think the end of the world may be upon us. I just read poems by somebody who calls himself a professional optimist and they didn't make me gag. Maybe I should write him back and say "amateur pessimist". I've thought about going pro, but my knees are fucked up.

tiggy - Aug 12, 2005 3:24:28 pm PDT #7964 of 10000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

in Minearverse:

Cindy: I love you, Matt.

Narrator: Which means that Tim will totally try to kill you in his next series.

Cindy: I love you, Narrator.

Topic!Cindy - Aug 12, 2005 3:37:02 pm PDT #7965 of 10000

What is even happening?

Bronzer love is a sick love, isn't it? I love you, tiggy.

tiggy - Aug 12, 2005 3:40:28 pm PDT #7966 of 10000

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

snerk* get away from me, devil woman!

Cass - Aug 13, 2005 8:40:16 am PDT #7967 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter, on shark vs. octopus

Steph: I think this proves the old adage "Do not fuck with the cephalopod, for yea, verily, they will fuck your shit up."

Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2005 9:40:14 am PDT #7968 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily: Because in the wild, you see, everything is gay. Cavemen? Gay. Ancient Egyptians? Please. Honestly, everyone up until the birth of Christ -- gay, because no Christian family values! Oh, maybe the girls weren't gay (due to the immense drawing power of the penis), but let's be honest here, who cares?

Cass - Aug 13, 2005 8:56:07 pm PDT #7969 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Somewhere, I forgot where but I will swing through a few threads to see where, post posting.

eta: It was Minearverse

David: Nobody talks to me in the Castro. I only ping the gaydar of straight people.

Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2005 7:40:50 am PDT #7970 of 10000

What is even happening?

tommyrot: I keep my metaphorical shit in something like a simile box.

Cass - Aug 15, 2005 11:04:58 am PDT #7971 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bitches

Calli: I'm in the mood to pick fights with people, which really isn't my usual mode.

Sparky1: Ah, yes... the evenings my DH comes home and I announce that we're going to fight but I'll let him pick the topic... good times.

Cass - Aug 15, 2005 5:22:46 pm PDT #7972 of 10000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter

Elais: Anyone having trouble accessing whedonesque.com?

Allyson: I am. getting a forbidden message.

ita: That's because you didn't save Firefly.

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