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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Cass - Aug 15, 2005 11:04:58 am PDT #7971 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bitches

Calli: I'm in the mood to pick fights with people, which really isn't my usual mode.

Sparky1: Ah, yes... the evenings my DH comes home and I announce that we're going to fight but I'll let him pick the topic... good times.


Cass - Aug 15, 2005 5:22:46 pm PDT #7972 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter

Elais: Anyone having trouble accessing whedonesque.com?

Allyson: I am. getting a forbidden message.

ita: That's because you didn't save Firefly.


Pix - Aug 15, 2005 7:43:55 pm PDT #7973 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jesse in Natter (so much funnier without context):

Bird in cleavage, cute.

Goat in pants, cute.

Squirrels in cleavage, cute.

Bait fish, I'll take a pass.

ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.


Glamcookie - Aug 16, 2005 8:58:32 am PDT #7974 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

In Natter:

Jesse:

Breaking news! The artist formerly known as Sean "Puffy" Combs will now be known simply as "Diddy." FYI.

Topic!Cindy:

I'm still waiting for Joss to start going by J Weewee.


tiggy - Aug 16, 2005 10:46:06 am PDT #7975 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

bwah!! i wish i could stay caught up with natter.


Betsy HP - Aug 16, 2005 1:22:31 pm PDT #7976 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

The radiant Fay: A Telepathic Cat. Now that would be REALLY annoying.

"Food. Food now."

"Let me IN!!!"

"Let me OUT!!!"

"Let me IN AGAIN!!!"

"Food! Better food! This food sucks!"

"Go ahead, stroke me. I may bite, or I may not bite. What's life without risks, puny human?"

"Don't look at me like that. These papers clearly aren't important. I shall be sitting on them for the foreseeable future."

"Worship me."

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

"Bored now. I think I want to make something bleed."


deborah grabien - Aug 16, 2005 3:36:33 pm PDT #7977 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

She left out the part about the unspeakable things to be done to the dirt in the rubber plant....


Volans - Aug 17, 2005 9:20:25 am PDT #7978 of 10000
move out and draw fire

erikaj on the etiquette of the suicide note:

And my parents are divorced...should there be two versions, or what?


Topic!Cindy - Aug 17, 2005 9:54:06 am PDT #7979 of 10000
What is even happening?

Raq: I was going to load up on fruits and veggies anyway, and start stewing/straining/freezing [baby food] for [the baby] while the produce is still good.

Aimée: Got yer ice trays ready?

Raq: Indeed I do. The supermarket was having a sale on them, so I bought a bunch (in baby colors!).

Then my housekeeper washed them and wanted to fill them with ice, and I confused her by trying to explain it, so that today I had the Lord God King Mother of all First-World Problems: I couldn't find where my maid had put the ice cube trays.


Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2005 5:17:46 pm PDT #7980 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Dana: Workers on another floor of the building are welding. The smoke is triggering the fire alarm.

It's going to be a long day.