Emily: Because in the wild, you see, everything is gay. Cavemen? Gay. Ancient Egyptians? Please. Honestly, everyone up until the birth of Christ -- gay, because no Christian family values! Oh, maybe the girls weren't gay (due to the immense drawing power of the penis), but let's be honest here, who cares?
I'm just, uh, just feeling kinda... truthsome right now. And, uh... life's just too damn short for ifs and maybes.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2005 9:40:14 am PDT #7968 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cass - Aug 13, 2005 8:56:07 pm PDT #7969 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Somewhere, I forgot where but I will swing through a few threads to see where, post posting.
eta: It was Minearverse
David: Nobody talks to me in the Castro. I only ping the gaydar of straight people.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2005 7:40:50 am PDT #7970 of 10000
What is even happening?
tommyrot: I keep my metaphorical shit in something like a simile box.
Cass - Aug 15, 2005 11:04:58 am PDT #7971 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Bitches
Calli: I'm in the mood to pick fights with people, which really isn't my usual mode.
Sparky1: Ah, yes... the evenings my DH comes home and I announce that we're going to fight but I'll let him pick the topic... good times.
Cass - Aug 15, 2005 5:22:46 pm PDT #7972 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Natter
Elais: Anyone having trouble accessing whedonesque.com?
Allyson: I am. getting a forbidden message.
ita: That's because you didn't save Firefly.
Pix - Aug 15, 2005 7:43:55 pm PDT #7973 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Jesse in Natter (so much funnier without context):
Bird in cleavage, cute.
Goat in pants, cute.
Squirrels in cleavage, cute.
Bait fish, I'll take a pass.
ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.
Glamcookie - Aug 16, 2005 8:58:32 am PDT #7974 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
In Natter:
Jesse:
Breaking news! The artist formerly known as Sean "Puffy" Combs will now be known simply as "Diddy." FYI.
Topic!Cindy:
I'm still waiting for Joss to start going by J Weewee.
tiggy - Aug 16, 2005 10:46:06 am PDT #7975 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
bwah!! i wish i could stay caught up with natter.
Betsy HP - Aug 16, 2005 1:22:31 pm PDT #7976 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
The radiant Fay: A Telepathic Cat. Now that would be REALLY annoying.
"Food. Food now."
"Let me IN!!!"
"Let me OUT!!!"
"Let me IN AGAIN!!!"
"Food! Better food! This food sucks!"
"Go ahead, stroke me. I may bite, or I may not bite. What's life without risks, puny human?"
"Don't look at me like that. These papers clearly aren't important. I shall be sitting on them for the foreseeable future."
"Worship me."
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
"Bored now. I think I want to make something bleed."
deborah grabien - Aug 16, 2005 3:36:33 pm PDT #7977 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
She left out the part about the unspeakable things to be done to the dirt in the rubber plant....