Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


tiggy - Aug 12, 2005 3:40:28 pm PDT #7966 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

  • snerk* get away from me, devil woman!


Cass - Aug 13, 2005 8:40:16 am PDT #7967 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter, on shark vs. octopus

Steph: I think this proves the old adage "Do not fuck with the cephalopod, for yea, verily, they will fuck your shit up."


Trudy Booth - Aug 13, 2005 9:40:14 am PDT #7968 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Emily: Because in the wild, you see, everything is gay. Cavemen? Gay. Ancient Egyptians? Please. Honestly, everyone up until the birth of Christ -- gay, because no Christian family values! Oh, maybe the girls weren't gay (due to the immense drawing power of the penis), but let's be honest here, who cares?


Cass - Aug 13, 2005 8:56:07 pm PDT #7969 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Somewhere, I forgot where but I will swing through a few threads to see where, post posting.

eta: It was Minearverse

David: Nobody talks to me in the Castro. I only ping the gaydar of straight people.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2005 7:40:50 am PDT #7970 of 10000
What is even happening?

tommyrot: I keep my metaphorical shit in something like a simile box.


Cass - Aug 15, 2005 11:04:58 am PDT #7971 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Bitches

Calli: I'm in the mood to pick fights with people, which really isn't my usual mode.

Sparky1: Ah, yes... the evenings my DH comes home and I announce that we're going to fight but I'll let him pick the topic... good times.


Cass - Aug 15, 2005 5:22:46 pm PDT #7972 of 10000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Natter

Elais: Anyone having trouble accessing whedonesque.com?

Allyson: I am. getting a forbidden message.

ita: That's because you didn't save Firefly.


Pix - Aug 15, 2005 7:43:55 pm PDT #7973 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jesse in Natter (so much funnier without context):

Bird in cleavage, cute.

Goat in pants, cute.

Squirrels in cleavage, cute.

Bait fish, I'll take a pass.

ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.


Glamcookie - Aug 16, 2005 8:58:32 am PDT #7974 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

In Natter:

Jesse:

Breaking news! The artist formerly known as Sean "Puffy" Combs will now be known simply as "Diddy." FYI.

Topic!Cindy:

I'm still waiting for Joss to start going by J Weewee.


tiggy - Aug 16, 2005 10:46:06 am PDT #7975 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

bwah!! i wish i could stay caught up with natter.