in Minearverse:
Cindy: I love you, Matt.
Narrator: Which means that Tim will totally try to kill you in his next series.
Cindy: I love you, Narrator.
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in Minearverse:
Cindy: I love you, Matt.
Narrator: Which means that Tim will totally try to kill you in his next series.
Cindy: I love you, Narrator.
Bronzer love is a sick love, isn't it? I love you, tiggy.
Natter, on shark vs. octopus
Steph: I think this proves the old adage "Do not fuck with the cephalopod, for yea, verily, they will fuck your shit up."
Emily: Because in the wild, you see, everything is gay. Cavemen? Gay. Ancient Egyptians? Please. Honestly, everyone up until the birth of Christ -- gay, because no Christian family values! Oh, maybe the girls weren't gay (due to the immense drawing power of the penis), but let's be honest here, who cares?
Somewhere, I forgot where but I will swing through a few threads to see where, post posting.
eta: It was Minearverse
David: Nobody talks to me in the Castro. I only ping the gaydar of straight people.
tommyrot: I keep my metaphorical shit in something like a simile box.
Bitches
Calli: I'm in the mood to pick fights with people, which really isn't my usual mode.
Sparky1: Ah, yes... the evenings my DH comes home and I announce that we're going to fight but I'll let him pick the topic... good times.
Natter
Elais: Anyone having trouble accessing whedonesque.com?
Allyson: I am. getting a forbidden message.
ita: That's because you didn't save Firefly.
Jesse in Natter (so much funnier without context):
Bird in cleavage, cute.
Goat in pants, cute.
Squirrels in cleavage, cute.
Bait fish, I'll take a pass.
ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.