Jesse in Natter (so much funnier without context):
Bird in cleavage, cute.
Goat in pants, cute.
Squirrels in cleavage, cute.
Bait fish, I'll take a pass.
ROACHES ARE NEVER CUTE.
Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.
'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Aug 15, 2005 7:43:55 pm PDT #7973 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Glamcookie - Aug 16, 2005 8:58:32 am PDT #7974 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
In Natter:
Jesse:
Breaking news! The artist formerly known as Sean "Puffy" Combs will now be known simply as "Diddy." FYI.
Topic!Cindy:
I'm still waiting for Joss to start going by J Weewee.
tiggy - Aug 16, 2005 10:46:06 am PDT #7975 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
bwah!! i wish i could stay caught up with natter.
Betsy HP - Aug 16, 2005 1:22:31 pm PDT #7976 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
The radiant Fay: A Telepathic Cat. Now that would be REALLY annoying.
"Food. Food now."
"Let me IN!!!"
"Let me OUT!!!"
"Let me IN AGAIN!!!"
"Food! Better food! This food sucks!"
"Go ahead, stroke me. I may bite, or I may not bite. What's life without risks, puny human?"
"Don't look at me like that. These papers clearly aren't important. I shall be sitting on them for the foreseeable future."
"Worship me."
"These are not the droids you're looking for."
"Bored now. I think I want to make something bleed."
deborah grabien - Aug 16, 2005 3:36:33 pm PDT #7977 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
She left out the part about the unspeakable things to be done to the dirt in the rubber plant....
Volans - Aug 17, 2005 9:20:25 am PDT #7978 of 10000
move out and draw fire
erikaj on the etiquette of the suicide note:
And my parents are divorced...should there be two versions, or what?
Topic!Cindy - Aug 17, 2005 9:54:06 am PDT #7979 of 10000
What is even happening?
Raq: I was going to load up on fruits and veggies anyway, and start stewing/straining/freezing [baby food] for [the baby] while the produce is still good.
Aimée: Got yer ice trays ready?
Raq: Indeed I do. The supermarket was having a sale on them, so I bought a bunch (in baby colors!).
Then my housekeeper washed them and wanted to fill them with ice, and I confused her by trying to explain it, so that today I had the Lord God King Mother of all First-World Problems: I couldn't find where my maid had put the ice cube trays.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2005 5:17:46 pm PDT #7980 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dana: Workers on another floor of the building are welding. The smoke is triggering the fire alarm.
It's going to be a long day.
Trudy Booth - Aug 17, 2005 6:06:17 pm PDT #7981 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Jesse ... left to my own devices, I will eat 90% carbs. And 10% cheese.
DXMachina - Aug 17, 2005 8:59:05 pm PDT #7982 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Raq, in Natter:
Speaking of, I just had one of these shouting matches with my landlord. Someone has been putting meat out for the Feral Cat Clan (FCC) in the front walkway. Meat chunks, like from the butcher. So not only are there big ugly bones everywhere and begging cats constantly underfood, the grease from the meat soaked into the marble walk and steps, making them extra slippery (and it doesn't come out of marble).
The landlord accused me of putting the food out, so we got into it. We started in German, as usual, but then I discovered I'm losing my German in favor of Greek, so it went something like:
"Ich gab den Katzen τίποτα...shit!"
"Δεν habe στις γάτες τίποτα gegeben...shit!"
"Ich έδωσα στις Katzen nichts gegeben...shit!"
"IT WASN'T ME!!!"