Lyra: Fandom is crazy. HP fandom has extra crazy sauce.
Shrift: Ah, fandom, that has such whackaloons in it.
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Lyra: Fandom is crazy. HP fandom has extra crazy sauce.
Shrift: Ah, fandom, that has such whackaloons in it.
Boxed Set enlightens us on the early tragedies in SG-1:
Daniel Jensen: It was a weak link in the chain setting a capstone on some pillars. Chain broke, multiple ton stone falls....
OTOH? What kind of idiots stand under a 50 ton stone when it is being lowered, anyway.
Katie M: And you know it really is kind of funny, in an awful way. He was orphaned by a museum display, people.
Anne W: The fact that we kept getting to see the squishage over and over and over again also added to the unintentional funny. It was like Groundhog Day w/ archaeologists.
In Bitches:
Cass: Would someone go fetch me a new blank VHS tape so I can clear a few things off of my vcr? I'd go myself but I lack pants.
NoiseDesign: I lack pants as well.
brenda m: No pants here.
Fay: (I also have no pants, since we're having a head count. I'm using the UK meaning, though...possibly some of y'all aren't? Hmm.)
NoiseDesign: This is quickly becoming a pants free zone.
vw bug: I am wearing pants. This is why I'm the vanilla one.
Steph L: I invented pants.
Fay: A pair of pants once bit my sister.
erikaj: I'm wearing pants right now, AIFG.
Cass: All is now right in Buffistaland.
Plei, in Natter:
My desire to bitchslap some sense into the adult population does not bode well for my future in the PTA.
Gud in Natter:
So procrastination is trendy now? That's awesome, now I can be trendy by putting off becoming more trendy.
Perkins in Movies:
There is an exception for those who write the good porn.
See, it says so, right here in the old folk's handbook
F2F 3:
Dana: Husband is watching the movie "Coach Carter" (Samuel L. Jackson, triumph of the human spirit, blah blah blah), and the basketball team is out of town at a tournament. And staying at the Annabelle and Safari.
Samuel L. Jackson just walked away from our hospitality suite.
P.M. Marcontell: That's freaking hilarious. I'm going to mentally insert him into all my memories of that weekend.
Steph L.: "Hey, Sam! It's time for the OMWF singalong!"
"Mace Windu does NOT singalong, motherfucker!"
amych: Who are you, George fucking Lucas?
DAMN it, woman! I come home late, you beat me to it by hours.
Calli, in Natter:
Surf a little, punch a little,
Surf a little, punch a little,
Surf, surf, surf, punch a lot, surf a little more
flea When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"
ita: And here I was thinking it was more Cosa Nostra than rainbow connecting.