Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Vortex - Jul 26, 2005 11:01:39 am PDT #7887 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

flea When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"

ita: And here I was thinking it was more Cosa Nostra than rainbow connecting.


DXMachina - Jul 26, 2005 11:10:23 am PDT #7888 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

tommyrot (linking to a news headline): Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

ita: Wow. I wonder how they're going to narrow down that list of suspects...


DXMachina - Jul 26, 2005 12:03:18 pm PDT #7889 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

More Nattery goodness:

ita: You guys are such wusses! The most explicit thing on that page is a peck on the cheek, the most offensive ... the map of Cuba?

Frankenbuddha: Which was tatooed where, exactly?


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2005 5:44:50 am PDT #7890 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass' kitty used her foot as a launch pad

Cass: Slashed feet have been cleaned with alcohol, dabbed with ointment and bandaged.

billytea I suppose it's natural to slash feet, they arrive ready-paired.


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2005 6:39:55 am PDT #7891 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Calli on Potterverse realism.

I want all my physical ills to be cured by chocolate.

Instead of roughly half of them.


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2005 6:50:57 am PDT #7892 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Deb in F2F:

I love Paris with the kind of love most people seem to reserve for hobbits


Frankenbuddha - Jul 27, 2005 9:52:01 am PDT #7893 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From natter, -t with the set up:

Does MA have anti beard laws on the books?

and DX with the follow-through:

I think they became moot once gay marriage passed.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 27, 2005 4:46:59 pm PDT #7894 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Serial comm (as opposed to comma), but Aimee spoiling HP 7 (not really) in LITERARY:

Harry defeats Voldemort with a BlastEnded Skrewt that has been given lots of cheap beer and chili cheese fries.


Anne W. - Jul 27, 2005 4:48:28 pm PDT #7895 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Non-spoilery speculation about the final Harry Potter book, over in Literary

DebetEsse: I'm trying to figure out how the magical creatures fit into it, in the big, final battle. Because they have to, right?

Aimée: Harry defeats Voldemort with a BlastEnded Skrewt that has been given lots of cheap beer and chili cheese fries.

Edit: Damn! x-posty while I was formatting.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 28, 2005 5:26:59 am PDT #7896 of 10000
What is even happening?

Raq: My day started out good, but that was only because I didn't have all the information yet.