Plei, in Natter:
My desire to bitchslap some sense into the adult population does not bode well for my future in the PTA.
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Plei, in Natter:
My desire to bitchslap some sense into the adult population does not bode well for my future in the PTA.
Gud in Natter:
So procrastination is trendy now? That's awesome, now I can be trendy by putting off becoming more trendy.
Perkins in Movies:
There is an exception for those who write the good porn.
See, it says so, right here in the old folk's handbook
F2F 3:
Dana: Husband is watching the movie "Coach Carter" (Samuel L. Jackson, triumph of the human spirit, blah blah blah), and the basketball team is out of town at a tournament. And staying at the Annabelle and Safari.
Samuel L. Jackson just walked away from our hospitality suite.
P.M. Marcontell: That's freaking hilarious. I'm going to mentally insert him into all my memories of that weekend.
Steph L.: "Hey, Sam! It's time for the OMWF singalong!"
"Mace Windu does NOT singalong, motherfucker!"
amych: Who are you, George fucking Lucas?
DAMN it, woman! I come home late, you beat me to it by hours.
Calli, in Natter:
Surf a little, punch a little,
Surf a little, punch a little,
Surf, surf, surf, punch a lot, surf a little more
flea When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"
ita: And here I was thinking it was more Cosa Nostra than rainbow connecting.
In Natter:
tommyrot (linking to a news headline): Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment
ita: Wow. I wonder how they're going to narrow down that list of suspects...
More Nattery goodness:
ita: You guys are such wusses! The most explicit thing on that page is a peck on the cheek, the most offensive ... the map of Cuba?
Frankenbuddha: Which was tatooed where, exactly?
Cass' kitty used her foot as a launch pad
Cass: Slashed feet have been cleaned with alcohol, dabbed with ointment and bandaged.
billytea I suppose it's natural to slash feet, they arrive ready-paired.