I believe that's my hey. Hey!

Xander ,'Storyteller'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


libkitty - Jul 23, 2005 9:21:47 pm PDT #7881 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Plei, in Natter:

My desire to bitchslap some sense into the adult population does not bode well for my future in the PTA.


Katie M - Jul 25, 2005 9:14:22 am PDT #7882 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Gud in Natter:

So procrastination is trendy now? That's awesome, now I can be trendy by putting off becoming more trendy.


Atropa - Jul 25, 2005 10:57:50 am PDT #7883 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Perkins in Movies:

There is an exception for those who write the good porn.

See, it says so, right here in the old folk's handbook


Deena - Jul 25, 2005 6:06:08 pm PDT #7884 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

F2F 3:

Dana: Husband is watching the movie "Coach Carter" (Samuel L. Jackson, triumph of the human spirit, blah blah blah), and the basketball team is out of town at a tournament. And staying at the Annabelle and Safari.

Samuel L. Jackson just walked away from our hospitality suite.

P.M. Marcontell: That's freaking hilarious. I'm going to mentally insert him into all my memories of that weekend.

Steph L.: "Hey, Sam! It's time for the OMWF singalong!"

"Mace Windu does NOT singalong, motherfucker!"

amych: Who are you, George fucking Lucas?


deborah grabien - Jul 25, 2005 9:33:14 pm PDT #7885 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

DAMN it, woman! I come home late, you beat me to it by hours.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2005 7:46:54 am PDT #7886 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Calli, in Natter:

Surf a little, punch a little,

Surf a little, punch a little,

Surf, surf, surf, punch a lot, surf a little more


Vortex - Jul 26, 2005 11:01:39 am PDT #7887 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

flea When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"

ita: And here I was thinking it was more Cosa Nostra than rainbow connecting.


DXMachina - Jul 26, 2005 11:10:23 am PDT #7888 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

tommyrot (linking to a news headline): Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

ita: Wow. I wonder how they're going to narrow down that list of suspects...


DXMachina - Jul 26, 2005 12:03:18 pm PDT #7889 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

More Nattery goodness:

ita: You guys are such wusses! The most explicit thing on that page is a peck on the cheek, the most offensive ... the map of Cuba?

Frankenbuddha: Which was tatooed where, exactly?


Trudy Booth - Jul 27, 2005 5:44:50 am PDT #7890 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Cass' kitty used her foot as a launch pad

Cass: Slashed feet have been cleaned with alcohol, dabbed with ointment and bandaged.

billytea I suppose it's natural to slash feet, they arrive ready-paired.