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Betsy HP - Jul 23, 2005 3:39:32 pm PDT #7879 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Boxed Set enlightens us on the early tragedies in SG-1:

Daniel Jensen: It was a weak link in the chain setting a capstone on some pillars. Chain broke, multiple ton stone falls....

OTOH? What kind of idiots stand under a 50 ton stone when it is being lowered, anyway.

Katie M: And you know it really is kind of funny, in an awful way. He was orphaned by a museum display, people.

Anne W: The fact that we kept getting to see the squishage over and over and over again also added to the unintentional funny. It was like Groundhog Day w/ archaeologists.

Pix - Jul 23, 2005 7:51:12 pm PDT #7880 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

In Bitches:

Cass: Would someone go fetch me a new blank VHS tape so I can clear a few things off of my vcr? I'd go myself but I lack pants.

NoiseDesign: I lack pants as well.

brenda m: No pants here.

Fay: (I also have no pants, since we're having a head count. I'm using the UK meaning, though...possibly some of y'all aren't? Hmm.)

NoiseDesign: This is quickly becoming a pants free zone.

vw bug: I am wearing pants. This is why I'm the vanilla one.

Steph L: I invented pants.

Fay: A pair of pants once bit my sister.

erikaj: I'm wearing pants right now, AIFG.

Cass: All is now right in Buffistaland.

libkitty - Jul 23, 2005 9:21:47 pm PDT #7881 of 10000

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Plei, in Natter:

My desire to bitchslap some sense into the adult population does not bode well for my future in the PTA.

Katie M - Jul 25, 2005 9:14:22 am PDT #7882 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Gud in Natter:

So procrastination is trendy now? That's awesome, now I can be trendy by putting off becoming more trendy.

Atropa - Jul 25, 2005 10:57:50 am PDT #7883 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Perkins in Movies:

There is an exception for those who write the good porn.

See, it says so, right here in the old folk's handbook

Deena - Jul 25, 2005 6:06:08 pm PDT #7884 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

F2F 3:

Dana: Husband is watching the movie "Coach Carter" (Samuel L. Jackson, triumph of the human spirit, blah blah blah), and the basketball team is out of town at a tournament. And staying at the Annabelle and Safari.

Samuel L. Jackson just walked away from our hospitality suite.

P.M. Marcontell: That's freaking hilarious. I'm going to mentally insert him into all my memories of that weekend.

Steph L.: "Hey, Sam! It's time for the OMWF singalong!"

"Mace Windu does NOT singalong, motherfucker!"

amych: Who are you, George fucking Lucas?

deborah grabien - Jul 25, 2005 9:33:14 pm PDT #7885 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

DAMN it, woman! I come home late, you beat me to it by hours.

Jesse - Jul 26, 2005 7:46:54 am PDT #7886 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Calli, in Natter:

Surf a little, punch a little,

Surf, surf, surf, punch a lot, surf a little more

Vortex - Jul 26, 2005 11:01:39 am PDT #7887 of 10000

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

flea When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"

ita: And here I was thinking it was more Cosa Nostra than rainbow connecting.

DXMachina - Jul 26, 2005 11:10:23 am PDT #7888 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter:

tommyrot (linking to a news headline): Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment

ita: Wow. I wonder how they're going to narrow down that list of suspects...

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