In Bitches:
Cass:
Would someone go fetch me a new blank VHS tape so I can clear a few things off of my vcr? I'd go myself but I lack pants.
NoiseDesign:
I lack pants as well.
brenda m:
No pants here.
Fay:
(I also have no pants, since we're having a head count. I'm using the UK meaning, though...possibly some of y'all aren't? Hmm.)
NoiseDesign:
This is quickly becoming a pants free zone.
vw bug:
I am wearing pants. This is why I'm the vanilla one.
Steph L:
I invented pants.
Fay:
A pair of pants once bit my sister.
erikaj:
I'm wearing pants right now, AIFG.
Cass:
All is now right in Buffistaland.
F2F 3:
Dana: Husband is watching the movie "Coach Carter" (Samuel L. Jackson, triumph of the human spirit, blah blah blah), and the basketball team is out of town at a tournament. And staying at the Annabelle and Safari.
Samuel L. Jackson just walked away from our hospitality suite.
P.M. Marcontell: That's freaking hilarious. I'm going to mentally insert him into all my memories of that weekend.
Steph L.: "Hey, Sam! It's time for the OMWF singalong!"
"Mace Windu does NOT singalong, motherfucker!"
amych: Who are you, George fucking Lucas?
DAMN it, woman! I come home late, you beat me to it by hours.
flea When the Olive Garden slogan, "When you're here, you're Family," comes up, I always think, "I go to the Olive garden and become gay?"
ita: And here I was thinking it was more Cosa Nostra than rainbow connecting.
In Natter:
tommyrot
(linking to a news headline): Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment
ita:
Wow. I wonder how they're going to narrow down that list of suspects...
More Nattery goodness:
ita:
You guys are such wusses! The most explicit thing on that page is a peck on the cheek, the most offensive ... the map of Cuba?
Frankenbuddha:
Which was tatooed where, exactly?