The Empress, in Bitches:
Unless I'm in a large body of water screaming "Save me, save me.", don't presume I need saving. And if I am, please throw a life ring at me, not The Good Book.
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The Empress, in Bitches:
Unless I'm in a large body of water screaming "Save me, save me.", don't presume I need saving. And if I am, please throw a life ring at me, not The Good Book.
Nutty: Editors exist for a reason, people.
amych: To make the Baby Anne Rice cry?
Hec--on Jeff Meija's health saga, in Bitches:
Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.
ChiKat in Bitches:
I'm going home now and I'm gonna stop and buy cookies. Mmmm, cookies. M'fashnik.
In Natter:
beth b.: Really -- the most fun part of your taxes is the library. Unless the firemen work out in your local park.
Betsy, in Minearverse:
I am about to be a bad, bad mother. And not in a Tarantino way.
The incredible JZ, in Natter, commenting on a news report:
"We can only spray one poison at a time all over our crops! We wring our hands in despair!... But, wait! If we infuse our crops with essence of human liver, we can dump metric shitloads of poison all over them! We're brilliant!"
Teppy in Natter:
!/; = OTP.
Trudy Booth is me in Natter:
Is there a name for hardcore Star Wars fans?
>grotesquelydisappointed
D. Griswold :
You know what metric unit thingy I love? The angstrom. Because it completely ignores all the rules of the metric system. It doesn't even end in "meter." Plus, it makes me really wish "angst" was a standard metric prefix. I'd love to have just a few angstliters of water. Or measure my weight in angstograms.