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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Scrappy - Apr 25, 2005 11:59:35 am PDT #7588 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hec--on Jeff Meija's health saga, in Bitches:

Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.

Aims - Apr 25, 2005 1:37:52 pm PDT #7589 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

ChiKat in Bitches:

I'm going home now and I'm gonna stop and buy cookies. Mmmm, cookies. M'fashnik.

Steph L. - Apr 26, 2005 5:30:43 am PDT #7590 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter:

beth b.: Really -- the most fun part of your taxes is the library. Unless the firemen work out in your local park.

Scrappy - Apr 26, 2005 7:00:09 am PDT #7591 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Betsy, in Minearverse:

I am about to be a bad, bad mother. And not in a Tarantino way.

libkitty - Apr 26, 2005 9:12:37 am PDT #7592 of 10000

Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

The incredible JZ, in Natter, commenting on a news report:

"We can only spray one poison at a time all over our crops! We wring our hands in despair!... But, wait! If we infuse our crops with essence of human liver, we can dump metric shitloads of poison all over them! We're brilliant!"

Jessica - Apr 26, 2005 11:30:51 am PDT #7593 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Teppy in Natter:

!/; = OTP.

beekaytee - Apr 26, 2005 11:41:42 am PDT #7594 of 10000

Compassionately intolerant

Trudy Booth is me in Natter:

Is there a name for hardcore Star Wars fans?

>grotesquelydisappointed

Theodosia - Apr 26, 2005 12:08:38 pm PDT #7595 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

D. Griswold :

You know what metric unit thingy I love? The angstrom. Because it completely ignores all the rules of the metric system. It doesn't even end in "meter." Plus, it makes me really wish "angst" was a standard metric prefix. I'd love to have just a few angstliters of water. Or measure my weight in angstograms.

beathen - Apr 27, 2005 5:54:26 am PDT #7596 of 10000

Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

JoeCrow in Firefly:

If violence isn't solving your problems, you're obviously not using enough.

Scrappy - Apr 27, 2005 7:24:07 am PDT #7597 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sue in Natter:

I remember my dad once telling a story about his hometown to a old friend that started out. "Remember Flippy Saunders? The old one, not the young one." I couldn't stop laughing long enough to ask if Flippy was a family name or if they just nicknamed all the Saunders men Flippy.

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