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Pix - Oct 13, 2004 4:23:38 pm PDT #6762 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

Because it is so, so true...

Frankenbuddha in Natter:

God, Bush is a dead ringer for Tommy Smothers. Which I know is a huge insult to Tommy Smothers, but I totally CAN picture Georgie boy saying "Mom always did like you best!" to any of this siblings.

Betsy HP - Oct 13, 2004 5:13:05 pm PDT #6763 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Me:

It's always okay to hate Massachusetts and California.

Trudy:

And now you can even hate New York City again!

Frankly, it's a relief.

Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2004 2:34:16 am PDT #6764 of 10000

What is even happening?

amych: Bush wants people to be able to live the way they want to? Is that an apocalypse on the horizon?

Kristen: We've switched George W. Bush with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone in his party notices.

Volans - Oct 14, 2004 3:29:13 am PDT #6765 of 10000

move out and draw fire

t natter

If you want your new diplomat colleagues to think you are certifiable, catch up on 200+ posts in COMM all at once.

I now have mascara running down my face and stitch in my side.

Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2004 6:09:51 am PDT #6766 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

billytea:

I am also advised that a woman was arrested in Oregon for allegedly abusing geese. She was released on condition that she was "to have no contact in person, by telephone, or through a third party with geese."

Ok, but... By telephone? Fortunately, she can still email them.

Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 11:16:43 am PDT #6767 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Bitches on beloved songs...

Aimee: Also, Dancin' In The Street. Any version.

Topic!Cindy: Um? I know every OB gives different restrictions, but I think not smoking crack when pregnant was universal, Aimee.

§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 11:19:42 am PDT #6768 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.

Sean K - Oct 14, 2004 11:45:46 am PDT #6769 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

ita in COMM:

Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.

Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 1:18:23 pm PDT #6770 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: Let's kill the thread with muskrat filk! It's only 8500 more posts!

JohnSweden - Oct 14, 2004 1:37:22 pm PDT #6771 of 10000

I can't even.

Cindy sums up the afternoon in Bitches:

You think that Bitches would have enough of silly muskrats
I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no.
Some Bitches want to fill b.org with silly muskrats
And what's wrong with that
I need to know
'Cause here I go
Again...

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