Me:
It's always okay to hate Massachusetts and California.
Trudy:
And now you can even hate New York City again!
Frankly, it's a relief.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
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Me:
It's always okay to hate Massachusetts and California.
Trudy:
And now you can even hate New York City again!
Frankly, it's a relief.
amych: Bush wants people to be able to live the way they want to? Is that an apocalypse on the horizon?
Kristen: We've switched George W. Bush with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone in his party notices.
t natter
If you want your new diplomat colleagues to think you are certifiable, catch up on 200+ posts in COMM all at once.
I now have mascara running down my face and stitch in my side.
billytea:
I am also advised that a woman was arrested in Oregon for allegedly abusing geese. She was released on condition that she was "to have no contact in person, by telephone, or through a third party with geese."
Ok, but... By telephone? Fortunately, she can still email them.
Bitches on beloved songs...
Aimee: Also, Dancin' In The Street. Any version.
Topic!Cindy: Um? I know every OB gives different restrictions, but I think not smoking crack when pregnant was universal, Aimee.
Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.
ita in COMM:
Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.
amych: Let's kill the thread with muskrat filk! It's only 8500 more posts!
Cindy sums up the afternoon in Bitches:
You think that Bitches would have enough of silly muskrats
I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no.
Some Bitches want to fill b.org with silly muskrats
And what's wrong with that
I need to know
'Cause here I go
Again...
Kat in Natter on the fine art of celebrity sightings:
David Spade was having a cup of soup at Mo's. At first I thought, "Whoa. He's taller than I thought." Then I realized the problem. He was seated and I was standing.