t natter
If you want your new diplomat colleagues to think you are certifiable, catch up on 200+ posts in COMM all at once.
I now have mascara running down my face and stitch in my side.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Volans - Oct 14, 2004 3:29:13 am PDT #6765 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2004 6:09:51 am PDT #6766 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
billytea:
I am also advised that a woman was arrested in Oregon for allegedly abusing geese. She was released on condition that she was "to have no contact in person, by telephone, or through a third party with geese."
Ok, but... By telephone? Fortunately, she can still email them.
Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 11:16:43 am PDT #6767 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Bitches on beloved songs...
Aimee: Also, Dancin' In The Street. Any version.
Topic!Cindy: Um? I know every OB gives different restrictions, but I think not smoking crack when pregnant was universal, Aimee.
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 11:19:42 am PDT #6768 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.
Sean K - Oct 14, 2004 11:45:46 am PDT #6769 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
ita in COMM:
Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.
Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 1:18:23 pm PDT #6770 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
amych: Let's kill the thread with muskrat filk! It's only 8500 more posts!
JohnSweden - Oct 14, 2004 1:37:22 pm PDT #6771 of 10000
I can't even.
Cindy sums up the afternoon in Bitches:
You think that Bitches would have enough of silly muskrats
I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no.
Some Bitches want to fill b.org with silly muskrats
And what's wrong with that
I need to know
'Cause here I go
Again...
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 2:24:54 pm PDT #6772 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat in Natter on the fine art of celebrity sightings:
David Spade was having a cup of soup at Mo's. At first I thought, "Whoa. He's taller than I thought." Then I realized the problem. He was seated and I was standing.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 15, 2004 4:31:36 am PDT #6773 of 10000
What is even happening?
Raquel: (side note...a graffito around the corner from my house here says in English "Fuck You Beach." I give points for the attempt)
billytea: Ooh. Sand in new places.
Calli - Oct 15, 2004 6:53:10 am PDT #6774 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
Juliana: Portable Defib, which is a possibility for the bulge.
Trudy Booth: Awwww... He's dressing up like Cheney! It's so cute when kids do that.