ita in COMM:
Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Sean K - Oct 14, 2004 11:45:46 am PDT #6769 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 1:18:23 pm PDT #6770 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
amych: Let's kill the thread with muskrat filk! It's only 8500 more posts!
JohnSweden - Oct 14, 2004 1:37:22 pm PDT #6771 of 10000
I can't even.
Cindy sums up the afternoon in Bitches:
You think that Bitches would have enough of silly muskrats
I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no.
Some Bitches want to fill b.org with silly muskrats
And what's wrong with that
I need to know
'Cause here I go
Again...
§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 2:24:54 pm PDT #6772 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat in Natter on the fine art of celebrity sightings:
David Spade was having a cup of soup at Mo's. At first I thought, "Whoa. He's taller than I thought." Then I realized the problem. He was seated and I was standing.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 15, 2004 4:31:36 am PDT #6773 of 10000
What is even happening?
Raquel: (side note...a graffito around the corner from my house here says in English "Fuck You Beach." I give points for the attempt)
billytea: Ooh. Sand in new places.
Calli - Oct 15, 2004 6:53:10 am PDT #6774 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
Juliana: Portable Defib, which is a possibility for the bulge.
Trudy Booth: Awwww... He's dressing up like Cheney! It's so cute when kids do that.
Trudy Booth - Oct 15, 2004 6:59:12 am PDT #6775 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Raquel: Regarding Bush's Back Box, a friend wrote me that he was hoping someone would crack the frequency and start putting their own script into Bush's mouth:
Bush: I love sasquatch, I believe in sasquatch, and if elected I'll make sasquatch a member of my cabinet, probably the Department of the Interior. Oh, and fuck the Jews, and I did a couple of lines of coke off a hooker name Steve's back not more than twenty minutes ago and paid him in Krugerrands that Dick Cheney pulls out from behind his ear. I call my johnson "El Buche."
Trudy Booth - Oct 15, 2004 7:35:30 am PDT #6776 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I'm working on four computers, wearing glasses and an Ankh Morpork Post Office T-shirt, and listening to They Might Be Giants. Could I be any geekier?
Tom Scola: Not without a special permit.
Sean K: t issues shrift a special permit
deborah grabien - Oct 15, 2004 7:45:47 am PDT #6777 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Aimee in Bitches, on Emma Jayne's being head down and ready to go:
She is fully aware that there is only ONE exit available to her unless it is an emergency. And as far as inflatable safety devices go, she can grap a boob.
juliana - Oct 15, 2004 7:58:09 am PDT #6778 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Aimee's on a roll....
It started off from an old comedy bit where someone said that when they get pulled over, they keep a maglite in their and when the cop flashed the light in his eyes and ask what he doing, the comic would do the same.
My mind processes being what they are (read:insane) I always thought that would come in handy for those yearly womenly exams. Doc goes down there with his light and there's a little foreman guy who is all dressed in sperlunking gear with a miner's helmet on, wondering who the hell's out there and what's up with him bringing the sun. Anyway, that is VAGINA MAN. He leads the way to the cervix, he's kinda this gruff Jersey construction guy...."Ya gotcher cervix up here, it's strong. Had a baby once-nastiest thing. Took us forever to get shit shored up right again."