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Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2004 6:09:51 am PDT #6766 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

billytea:

I am also advised that a woman was arrested in Oregon for allegedly abusing geese. She was released on condition that she was "to have no contact in person, by telephone, or through a third party with geese."

Ok, but... By telephone? Fortunately, she can still email them.

Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 11:16:43 am PDT #6767 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Bitches on beloved songs...

Aimee: Also, Dancin' In The Street. Any version.

Topic!Cindy: Um? I know every OB gives different restrictions, but I think not smoking crack when pregnant was universal, Aimee.

§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 11:19:42 am PDT #6768 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.

Sean K - Oct 14, 2004 11:45:46 am PDT #6769 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

ita in COMM:

Aimee wasn't beloving. She was behating.

Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 1:18:23 pm PDT #6770 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amych: Let's kill the thread with muskrat filk! It's only 8500 more posts!

JohnSweden - Oct 14, 2004 1:37:22 pm PDT #6771 of 10000

I can't even.

Cindy sums up the afternoon in Bitches:

You think that Bitches would have enough of silly muskrats
I look around me and I see, it isn't so, oh no.
Some Bitches want to fill b.org with silly muskrats
And what's wrong with that
I need to know
'Cause here I go
Again...

§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 2:24:54 pm PDT #6772 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat in Natter on the fine art of celebrity sightings:

David Spade was having a cup of soup at Mo's. At first I thought, "Whoa. He's taller than I thought." Then I realized the problem. He was seated and I was standing.

Topic!Cindy - Oct 15, 2004 4:31:36 am PDT #6773 of 10000

What is even happening?

Raquel: (side note...a graffito around the corner from my house here says in English "Fuck You Beach." I give points for the attempt)

billytea: Ooh. Sand in new places.

Calli - Oct 15, 2004 6:53:10 am PDT #6774 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In Natter:

Juliana: Portable Defib, which is a possibility for the bulge.

Trudy Booth: Awwww... He's dressing up like Cheney! It's so cute when kids do that.

Trudy Booth - Oct 15, 2004 6:59:12 am PDT #6775 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Raquel: Regarding Bush's Back Box, a friend wrote me that he was hoping someone would crack the frequency and start putting their own script into Bush's mouth:

Bush: I love sasquatch, I believe in sasquatch, and if elected I'll make sasquatch a member of my cabinet, probably the Department of the Interior. Oh, and fuck the Jews, and I did a couple of lines of coke off a hooker name Steve's back not more than twenty minutes ago and paid him in Krugerrands that Dick Cheney pulls out from behind his ear. I call my johnson "El Buche."

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