Kat in Natter on the fine art of celebrity sightings:
David Spade was having a cup of soup at Mo's. At first I thought, "Whoa. He's taller than I thought." Then I realized the problem. He was seated and I was standing.
Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'
Xander ,'Selfless'
Coffee On My Monitor
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§ ita § - Oct 14, 2004 2:24:54 pm PDT #6772 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Topic!Cindy - Oct 15, 2004 4:31:36 am PDT #6773 of 10000
What is even happening?
Raquel: (side note...a graffito around the corner from my house here says in English "Fuck You Beach." I give points for the attempt)
billytea: Ooh. Sand in new places.
Calli - Oct 15, 2004 6:53:10 am PDT #6774 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In Natter:
Juliana: Portable Defib, which is a possibility for the bulge.
Trudy Booth: Awwww... He's dressing up like Cheney! It's so cute when kids do that.
Trudy Booth - Oct 15, 2004 6:59:12 am PDT #6775 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Raquel: Regarding Bush's Back Box, a friend wrote me that he was hoping someone would crack the frequency and start putting their own script into Bush's mouth:
Bush: I love sasquatch, I believe in sasquatch, and if elected I'll make sasquatch a member of my cabinet, probably the Department of the Interior. Oh, and fuck the Jews, and I did a couple of lines of coke off a hooker name Steve's back not more than twenty minutes ago and paid him in Krugerrands that Dick Cheney pulls out from behind his ear. I call my johnson "El Buche."
Trudy Booth - Oct 15, 2004 7:35:30 am PDT #6776 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
shrift: I'm working on four computers, wearing glasses and an Ankh Morpork Post Office T-shirt, and listening to They Might Be Giants. Could I be any geekier?
Tom Scola: Not without a special permit.
Sean K: t issues shrift a special permit
deborah grabien - Oct 15, 2004 7:45:47 am PDT #6777 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Aimee in Bitches, on Emma Jayne's being head down and ready to go:
She is fully aware that there is only ONE exit available to her unless it is an emergency. And as far as inflatable safety devices go, she can grap a boob.
juliana - Oct 15, 2004 7:58:09 am PDT #6778 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Aimee's on a roll....
It started off from an old comedy bit where someone said that when they get pulled over, they keep a maglite in their and when the cop flashed the light in his eyes and ask what he doing, the comic would do the same.
My mind processes being what they are (read:insane) I always thought that would come in handy for those yearly womenly exams. Doc goes down there with his light and there's a little foreman guy who is all dressed in sperlunking gear with a miner's helmet on, wondering who the hell's out there and what's up with him bringing the sun. Anyway, that is VAGINA MAN. He leads the way to the cervix, he's kinda this gruff Jersey construction guy...."Ya gotcher cervix up here, it's strong. Had a baby once-nastiest thing. Took us forever to get shit shored up right again."
Anne W. - Oct 15, 2004 12:41:10 pm PDT #6779 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Alibelle's commentary on an article about soldiers in Iraq.
But Nadine Stratford of Rock Hill, S.C., said her godson Colin Durham, 20, has been happy with his time in Iraq. She has not heard from him since the platoon was detained.
"When I talked to him about a month ago, he was fine," Stratford said. "He said it was like being at home."
What the hell kind of home is he from???
Gris - Oct 15, 2004 7:19:43 pm PDT #6780 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Bwah! In Buffy.
Lyra Jane: Buffy? Isn't that the show about the blonde chick and the monsters? Ew.
Polter-Cow: No, Lyra, that's 7th Heaven.
Aims - Oct 16, 2004 8:07:27 pm PDT #6781 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Debetesse in Bitches asking the questions we all want answers to:
Does transubstantiated bread count as carbs or protein?