Today in Natter--

sumi: Tommy Lee goes back to school -- a new reality tv show on NBC.

Cindy: I've lost count, how many horsemen of the apocalypse are we up to, now?

P-C: Four horsemen, three ponymen.

Cindy: How many ponymen are there, before we start counting the flying monkeys, P-C?

P-C: Just one more to go, Cindy. They like to be in fours.

Gud:

On the first day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the second day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the third day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the fourth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the fifth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Five Annoying Ponymen, Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the sixth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Six Flying Monkeys, Five Annoying Ponymen, Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee. etc..

-t: See, I've never even seen a Canadian quarter before. I thought it might be a state commemorative at first glance. The picture of the Queen tipped me off.

Topic!Cindy: Are you sure it's not Barbara Bush?

DXMachina: Are you sure it's not the San Francisco commemorative?

Best random intersection of subjects ever. In Natter...

DXMachina: Bill O'Reilly is being sued for sexual harassment.

Topic!Cindy: Oh man, he must have made her read his book.

ita: Dead mallard sex.

Allyson in Natter, looking forward to tonight's debate:

"He's the #1 Liberal in the Senate."

I would give my left pinky if Kerry jumped out of his chair with one of those big foam fingers and started hollering, "WOO HOO! I'M NUMBER ONE!"

Allyson, on a roll:

I wonder if Martin Sheen will call me again this year. I was all Rules Girl about it and didn't call him back, so he should REALLY be pining for me, now.

Because it is so, so true...

Frankenbuddha in Natter:

God, Bush is a dead ringer for Tommy Smothers. Which I know is a huge insult to Tommy Smothers, but I totally CAN picture Georgie boy saying "Mom always did like you best!" to any of this siblings.

Me:

It's always okay to hate Massachusetts and California.

Trudy:

And now you can even hate New York City again!

Frankly, it's a relief.

amych: Bush wants people to be able to live the way they want to? Is that an apocalypse on the horizon?

Kristen: We've switched George W. Bush with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone in his party notices.

t natter

If you want your new diplomat colleagues to think you are certifiable, catch up on 200+ posts in COMM all at once.

I now have mascara running down my face and stitch in my side.

billytea:

I am also advised that a woman was arrested in Oregon for allegedly abusing geese. She was released on condition that she was "to have no contact in person, by telephone, or through a third party with geese."

Ok, but... By telephone? Fortunately, she can still email them.