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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Steph L. - Oct 13, 2004 11:11:55 am PDT #6758 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

-t: See, I've never even seen a Canadian quarter before. I thought it might be a state commemorative at first glance. The picture of the Queen tipped me off.

Topic!Cindy: Are you sure it's not Barbara Bush?

DXMachina: Are you sure it's not the San Francisco commemorative?

DXMachina - Oct 13, 2004 12:52:02 pm PDT #6759 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Best random intersection of subjects ever. In Natter...

DXMachina: Bill O'Reilly is being sued for sexual harassment.

Topic!Cindy: Oh man, he must have made her read his book.

ita: Dead mallard sex.

lori - Oct 13, 2004 1:42:55 pm PDT #6760 of 10000

Allyson in Natter, looking forward to tonight's debate:

"He's the #1 Liberal in the Senate."

I would give my left pinky if Kerry jumped out of his chair with one of those big foam fingers and started hollering, "WOO HOO! I'M NUMBER ONE!"

amych - Oct 13, 2004 1:51:32 pm PDT #6761 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Allyson, on a roll:

I wonder if Martin Sheen will call me again this year. I was all Rules Girl about it and didn't call him back, so he should REALLY be pining for me, now.

Pix - Oct 13, 2004 4:23:38 pm PDT #6762 of 10000

The status is NOT quo.

Because it is so, so true...

Frankenbuddha in Natter:

God, Bush is a dead ringer for Tommy Smothers. Which I know is a huge insult to Tommy Smothers, but I totally CAN picture Georgie boy saying "Mom always did like you best!" to any of this siblings.

Betsy HP - Oct 13, 2004 5:13:05 pm PDT #6763 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Me:

It's always okay to hate Massachusetts and California.

Trudy:

And now you can even hate New York City again!

Frankly, it's a relief.

Topic!Cindy - Oct 14, 2004 2:34:16 am PDT #6764 of 10000

What is even happening?

amych: Bush wants people to be able to live the way they want to? Is that an apocalypse on the horizon?

Kristen: We've switched George W. Bush with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone in his party notices.

Volans - Oct 14, 2004 3:29:13 am PDT #6765 of 10000

move out and draw fire

t natter

If you want your new diplomat colleagues to think you are certifiable, catch up on 200+ posts in COMM all at once.

I now have mascara running down my face and stitch in my side.

Betsy HP - Oct 14, 2004 6:09:51 am PDT #6766 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

billytea:

I am also advised that a woman was arrested in Oregon for allegedly abusing geese. She was released on condition that she was "to have no contact in person, by telephone, or through a third party with geese."

Ok, but... By telephone? Fortunately, she can still email them.

Trudy Booth - Oct 14, 2004 11:16:43 am PDT #6767 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Bitches on beloved songs...

Aimee: Also, Dancin' In The Street. Any version.

Topic!Cindy: Um? I know every OB gives different restrictions, but I think not smoking crack when pregnant was universal, Aimee.

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