Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Bitches, on billytea's new nephew:
billytea
Bec: "Kath sent photos of your nephew. He looks just like E.T."
Me: [picking up pics] "Well, yeah, but all newborns kind of do. Once he's holy hell, he really does look like E.T."
Polter-Cow
Hee hee hee. You should call him Bill E.T.
billytea
Oh, you're going straight to hell for that one.
Polter-Cow
See you there! Bring the Tim Tams!
DVD Discussion, in Minearverse:
-t: Exchanges are huge in January. 3 people give you the Matrix for xmas, trade 'em in for Wonderfalls.
DavidS: Turn two, one is for food.
aurelia: 10 discs for the Matrix?! I haven't even dedicated time to watching the last two movies.
Wolfram: Did you notice the 35 hours of extras. 35 hours!
tommyrot: Plus software for creating your very own Matrix!
Matt the Bruins fan: Can I program mine to digitally replace Keanu with Parker Posey?
AllAroundPsycho: If it works, can you do that to mine?
JoeCrow: I would totally buy that version. Also, think how it would improve the love scene with Trinity...I'll be in my bunk.
ita: If you can program the Matrix to just stop with the one movie, I'm more than happy to keep the Reeves.
shrift's dadaistic life:
A guy walked by when I was downstairs a few minutes ago. He said, "GOOD MORNING! I AM JEHOVAH!"
Jehovah is one intense and grumpy little man.
Kalshane:
Has anyone else ever had that one true moment of clarity where you suddenly realize a certain person is completely, mind-bogglingly insane? Not that this has anything to do with something another person on this thread may have said recently or anything.
Gudanov in Bitches:
Of course, the car and the driver have to have no mass to get up to light speed. The best science can do right now to have Callista Flockhart drive a Lotus Elise.
The lovely Katerina Bee, in Bitches, just 'cause it's perfect:
Casual chic? It depends on the venue. Sometimes it's Ralph Lauren khakis and a sweater casually thrown over the shoulders. Other times that means holey thrift store jeans, a flannel shirt seriously besmirched from a painting project, and a tiara to top it all off.
Liese S- because only on b.org in Bureaucracy would this statement make sense:
Oh. I saw a bunch of posts in here, and thought there might have been a kerfluffle. Thank goodness we were only consensing zombies. So much healthier.
Kristen in Minearverse:
I feel that Save Our Show campaigns are so last season. I think the next evolution in fashionable fandom activities should be Cancel That Other Show campaigns.
I vote that we start with Everybody Loves Raymond.
Because, you know, everybody really doesn't.
Aimee in Bitches (yes, I'm on a COMM rampage. If you people stopped being so funny, this wouldn't be an issue!):
I don't think it's all, although I would venture to say that all white cats are at least mildly retarded.
For instance: This morning Lunar was on the dining room table. I yelled at him, "DOWN!"
He laid down on the table.
I swear I heard the dog snort.
in Minearverse, discussing the quality of Star Wars prequels dialogue as compared to the original:
Betsy HP:
Padme : We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin : I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Polter-Cow:
Vader: Luke, I don't like sand.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!