'Life of the Party'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Kalshane:
Has anyone else ever had that one true moment of clarity where you suddenly realize a certain person is completely, mind-bogglingly insane? Not that this has anything to do with something another person on this thread may have said recently or anything.
Gudanov in Bitches:
Of course, the car and the driver have to have no mass to get up to light speed. The best science can do right now to have Callista Flockhart drive a Lotus Elise.
The lovely Katerina Bee, in Bitches, just 'cause it's perfect:
Casual chic? It depends on the venue. Sometimes it's Ralph Lauren khakis and a sweater casually thrown over the shoulders. Other times that means holey thrift store jeans, a flannel shirt seriously besmirched from a painting project, and a tiara to top it all off.
Liese S- because only on b.org in Bureaucracy would this statement make sense:
Oh. I saw a bunch of posts in here, and thought there might have been a kerfluffle. Thank goodness we were only consensing zombies. So much healthier.
Kristen in Minearverse:
I feel that Save Our Show campaigns are so last season. I think the next evolution in fashionable fandom activities should be Cancel That Other Show campaigns.
I vote that we start with Everybody Loves Raymond.
Because, you know, everybody really doesn't.
Aimee in Bitches (yes, I'm on a COMM rampage. If you people stopped being so funny, this wouldn't be an issue!):
I don't think it's all, although I would venture to say that all white cats are at least mildly retarded.
For instance: This morning Lunar was on the dining room table. I yelled at him, "DOWN!"
He laid down on the table.
I swear I heard the dog snort.
in Minearverse, discussing the quality of Star Wars prequels dialogue as compared to the original:
Betsy HP:
Padme : We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin : I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Polter-Cow:
Vader: Luke, I don't like sand.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
KristinT with the setup, and billytea with the follow through:
Pshaw. I don't need a F2F to wear leather.
I have a sudden inexplicable urge to spray-paint this on a cow.
ted: Though one wishes it were otherwise, the post debate spin is actually more important than the debate. With that in mind, the Kerry campaign suggests that all Kerry supporters take a sec tonight to vote on all the national online websites below looking for an instant count of who "won."
ABC News: [link] CBS News: [link] CNN: [link] Fox News: [link] MSNBC: [link] USA Today: [link]
It couldn't hurt. (Bush supporters-if any here-please don't bother to vote, as I was just kidding and these polls don't matter.)
Okay, this made me laugh out loud. From Natter:
Lee:
Raise your hand if you'd like to see ita in cowgirl gear.
Jesse:
t throws hands in air
t waves them like I just don't care
billytea:
waves them like I just don't care
I believe the phrase you were looking for was 'tired of living'.
[edited to give "mysterious Buffista" a name]